A telegram from the Mekong Delta, 'Nam - Delta Force here. Stop. Made it across river border crossing from Cambodia. Stop. Hired own motorbike to travel into deep South Delta. Stop. Saw no tourists for three days. Stop. Biked to Chau Doc via Ha Tien, Hon Chong, Rach Gia, Phuong Diem, Can Tho and Long Xuyen. Stop. Sore bottoms. Stop. Appears that if you know where the horn is, you've passed your driving test in 'Nam. Stop. Eaten a lot of chicken. Stop. Do no...