Sloths. YAY! I love those animals. AOH BABY ONES AWOHYESHSOOOCUTE. Could you bring me one back? Really... No. I want one. Just slip it on your bag when no-one is looking. Honestly. Whats one less sloth? Yeah, so just got back form travelling round europe with scooootle. It was very cool and i cant believe ive left it so long to see all of the sites. I recommend them all. Love you huffs and keep an eye out for a KPesque Sloth.

yo yo yo yo yo yo. Huffy just had a massive huffy update on this old chesnut of a website. Sounds like you're having an AMAZING TIME. Sooo jealous cos you're doing everything I want to do. Ever.

Hi Darling,
How did the teaching go? Was there more drama than english being taught to the little ones!!!!!?
We have closed for two weeks and set off for Italy on Monday 1st August, on Sunday afternoon we are off to a 70th birthday Jazz Party, it sounds fun and have to dress up as if we were going to Royal Ascot - any tips! Ha. Steve and David send their love as do the rest of the family. Hope all is well with you and the fun is continuing as you set of on more adventures. Miss you, love you for ever and a day, see you in a few weeks. Already plannign which meat to buy!!!!xxxxx xxxxxxxmumxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Em it all sounds amazing!! I totally trust that you´re keeping everyone spirits up, what would i have done without you on those bl**dy obligatory trips to Tower frigging Wood? (ok, not exaaaactly the same thing really, but bad enough for little lil and her gippy legs !!!!!) The horseriding down beach is surely to be the genius behind your first major Hollywood blockbuster, hair swishing in the wind, riding off into sunset etc...? Or were you actually on a donkey and covered in the grime of the past three weeks? Also, with the sloth, did it remind you of...um....YOU in ur dorm, with your dirty plates hidden under your mattress, and sned walking in to find you asleep in the middle of the day (after which you´d jump up, and with eyes still shut, in pyjamas, tell her you were revising...??? you are the sloth em, you are the sloth.
Im having a lovely trip round spain with my dad, we´ve been to Madrid and Valencia, both gorrrgeous, back on thurs as i only have the week off work. kp and scoot stayed for a few days last week and are popping back to Barca on friday, it was so great to see them! meeting up with Pelufo tomorrow whilst im here in valencia, which should be nice too
love you lotttts, look after yourself and so look forward to seeing you soon XXXXXXXXXX

Em... love reading your news, even if it does make me insanely jealous that I'm no longer travelling... work here is ok, I've had a good few nights of from Finnegans for theatre staff party and nights out before Lucinda went back to Brazil so my social life isn't suffering too much with these anti-social hours I'm working. It's good to hear that Haz is well Webbies... I haven't spoken to her in so long! Hope everyone else who reads the site is well... all are welcome during the Festival as always... lots of love to you Em, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hi Em just read your message and sounds like you are having fun and adventures as always. Its really fantastic you've seen so much and know you will have caught the serious travelling bug Will has that same dream of riding down the Beach but ever since he fell out with a shetland pony he's been a little nervous of horses!! We had a nice weekend except I managed to poke myself in the eye and break a blood vessel and then sprained my knee playing singles at the tennis club, so when Will and Raff (Raffeala) arrived I looked pretty scary _ a kind of Scream 2 look with red eye and crutches - cool ya! I think I made an impact. She is delightful and will be much liked by all. Haz is having a lovely time but it has been really hot and told Will she has been very pink and sweaty whilst working - just what you want in a waitress! Will and Raff are coming out for a few days and Will has already told Has that on no account is she to serve US in that condition. Brothers are so kind aren't they? Lots of nice people there, her roommate Fiona is a physics student at Cambridge, but very amusing and they are having a lot of fun in amongst the hard work Bob is good but tired after looking after everyone for the weekend (- he did very well on the cooking front) and we're both looking forward to Greece. Hope we see you asap on your return and all other dear ones back from their travels. Look forward to seeing the photos and hearing all. Fondest love and keep safe ... the Webbies xx p.s What did the Sloth say to the turtle? I cant hang around here all day, get a move on wth my eggs or my toast will get cold- ha ha! x

well her is another installment for all u little lovelys that have bothered to write a message, for teh rest of u u all suck, anyhow, things are pritty amazing here, i was privalidged enough to see not one sloth but two , one was a baby and only once a week tdo sloths come own to the ground to um.... go to teh little boys.. or girls room, anyhow so its quite unusual to see, well well were staying in a hostel down on the south carribean coast and right outside out hostel was a sloth, and then it crossed the road to get to this more jungly bit, it was soooooooooo amazing! we were doing the usual turtle walk along the beach, where u check to see if a turtle has layed eggs if tey have been poached, teh type of turtle... litterally liek checking the tracks and being jungle extrodinare, quite fun... granted alot of teh time i am jsut singing songs from disney or somthing stupid liek that up the beach anyhow on teh way back this random local asked if we wanted to ride on this horse he had we were like ok, so i got to ride down the beach, something i have been craving to do since i saw teh beach, pritty intence, loveing it... granted we got a bit weirded out when he started asking if we were tourists how long we were staying for... all fine... where we were staying.. starts to get a bit shifty.. anyhow i was like jsut say gracias and adios... so we did and yeah... the end.. oh also he had a crazy dog.. not cool. Cauhitta is beautiful, thats weer we went on our long weekend it was amzing, say eyelash viper snakes and our crazy boat guy that was taking us snorkling, like held it and let us stroke it... a deadly poisonus snake... was cool. Oh my god we have so many conversations about meat and how much we miss it, if we ever get chicken it is always crowned best meal jsut beacause we miss meat so much, am basically living in carb mania here so walking rediculous amount but no losing anyweight which jsut isnt fair...camps a bit crazy at teh moment people are starting to get a little ratty at each other namely cause we have been here 3 weeks and especially for pèople who aint used to living with so msany people it is quite dificult, i get on with pritty much everyone and as usuall i am liek the class clown but it seems to keep spirits up after a 7.5 mile walk, with is a regular thing and at 5 in teh moning... also keeps myself entertained, so dont worry on that front aunty carol. had better go.. loads more stories to tell but have to save some for when i get back, i´ll jsut leave u with a little insight.... cow poo.....can u guess what it is yes, huh, huh? hope hazzy is ok big caz and bobs and if u speek to here send my love, acess to a phone is once a week if i am lucky and didto with the comp.. but i love u all and miss u little monkeys like crazy, even u lilly even though u are a street urching and steal teh big issue,,, hope you are all well and dandy and cant wait to see u call and hear from you soon...love forever and a slothy kinda day.. huffy x(p.s. sorry for the spelling mistakes... dont have time to check them!)

Hi emi, Its Saturday thought you might be going into the village today to get your messages, so I will give you the latest, everyone is well, David has returned from France and is off to see Steve today and drop off his bed, Steve's not too happy to have Davids odds and bedends!!! HA! Then Dave will drive home from Bournemouth with another load propably in time to set of with us and Steve to Italy for one week. Steve will fly fron London and meet us there, they hope to mountain bike and play golf, remember last holiday, you, me and those golf buggies!!!, talking of buggeeees what excting things are happening to you in the jungle, seen a Puma yet? Any more spiders in the shower? Take care my beauty, love you for always your old mummykins and daddykins and bros'xxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx - see you on 19thxxxxxxxxxx

Hi Emmie Just a note from little ol' Arkholme. Bet its hot in costa del rico as it is quite hot here. We have just come back from Scotland watching golf and attending a lovely wedding. Will and young lady arriving this weekend - will keep you informed! Jay sends her love and hopes you'll visit when she has her new flat, she has a spare room which could be pretty useful! Hope the bugs aren't BITING too much and that you are keeping everyone well entertained. Look forward to the next instalment of EMMIE'S ADVENTURES! Love from us all xxx

Dear Em, not sure if you have had news of the unsucessful attempts to bomb London underground yesterday, There is now a big search for those who tried to set them off. No casulties. Everyone safe. Darling if you get a chance do ring to let us know how u are. We are going on holiday to Italy soon with the boys, we will give the information to Chirs Ash the regional manager of Global Vison but would like to tell you so of the details.

How are those little monkeys out there? David has just returned to Bournemouth after a few days in France, he seems to have had a great time......camping!!!! Went to Manchester on the train and saw Chris burns she sends her love and is excited for you for Cambridge - she thinks it is the right move. Well my darling have fun, we love you and look forward to hearing all your stories, a lady from Cambridge rang and hopes you have kept a diary so they can publish what you did, (perhaps an edited version) they will send reading lists etc in August.
Well may darling it is time to set off for work, we are going to a party tonight and then 12th night at Ashton House in Beetham grounds on Sunday - will kepp pones switched on but if you cant get us call david or steve or Aunty Sue
Every one asks about you and sends their love to youxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Love you for ever and a day and so much more.

Mumxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxdadxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx StevexxxxxxxxxxxDavidxxxxx

hiya Em
glad to hear your having a good time. Been in camp for nearly 6 weeks now its gone proper fast. got just under a month left then going travelling for 2 and a half weeks to california and maybe Las Vegas then NY.
kind of know how u feel about all the bugs, ive been bitten everywhere by migis and i hate them. and we get the horribilest spiders ever its yuck. also we have a load of mice about which suck but its funny watching the girls scream cos im not too bothered about them although apparently they come into my bunk at night but i don't here cos i have the hearing aids out!
went water skiing for the first time on monday it was ace! didn't make it up to stay for long but i did stay up for a few seconds on all the 10 trys so i was proud! loved it. my cousin is over for 2 weeks as he has been at this camp for the past 10years now so its great to have some of the family over. a lot of the boy counsellors played footy today, scotland v the rest of the world (a lot of scotty ppl here from edinburgh espec) so ive been dressed up and painted all over for that, much fun!
best go this is long enough, keep enjoying yourself, hopefully get to see a lot of u guys in the next year as i was poor last year!
lots of love
Tan
xxxxx

Hello Darling, How goes it with you? Are you having fun, and have you done your 18 mile hike yet?

Grandad wants a monkey when you come home!!!!! But don't do everything your Grandad wants HA.HA.

Hope to hear from you when you can with all the things you have done, we miss you but just keep safe Em and keep clear of those spiders!!!!!
All is well at home and with the family love you for everxxxxx dadxxxxxxxxxxxx