Hi everybody! Just to say for all you catch up fiends out there. There is going to be a party, yes thats right, a Party, in Stonios Garage (its in the garage because I am Pimping her and her other street urchin friends out, in the house! Welcome to Eden Mount, ooh how appropiate!) Aaany hoo, the party is in the garage and the house and the garden and it is on the 3rd of September, so if you are not back in time then it was just not meant to be obviously, but if you are get your bums up to Wetheral or carlisle or by prior arrangement only, to Penrith! You need sleeping apparatus and drink, much drink, infact the more you bring the merrier the party, don't ask why its just how these things work! So that is enough from me, give stonio a call(0800 CHEAP SEX, only kidding it is 07851132983), not in the evening after 6 though because she is "working" we know its more of a hobby really! Hope all you guys are keeping well, much like a fine wine? See you soon xXscootXx

It's been a while since I wrote, thought I'd say a wee hello. Thanks KP for your negativity in regard to my home country... as it is INFACT (for you haz) a beautiful day here in Edinburgh. Love the idea of a reunion before uni starts or re-starts for some. You know that everyone is welcome up here (clubs open till 5am until the end of the festival... 5th Sept I think). We should definately plan something though. Huffy, so glad that you're having the time of your life out in the jungle, please keep us updated with your stories... hilarious stuff xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hi Em out of the jungle - look out world! Love your news and the fact that you are still alive, in spite of generously feeding half insect population of Costa Rica!! Have just visited Lil in Barcelona and had lovely few days, with excellent tour guide ( Lil) and wonderful dinner companion ( Lil ) - she thinks you might enjoy the Tomato Festival she wants to visit, you all just jump into a vat of squashed toms - interesting people the Spanish! We head off to Greece on Thurs so cant wait to see Haz and also cant wait to catch up with you all soon. \have a wonderful last week and watch those crocs! oh and who's Betty? Love cazumsxx

HA. A spider monkey will suffice. And you better tell your pops that I'm willing to fight for it. I have no morals, so age is no problem. Chasing sloths? Huff, are sloths speedy? I heard otherwise, I heard they do nothing all day, and swing low in trees just jamming and chilling. So i find it hard to believe that an educated animalist in jungle law, such as yourself, would find themselves RUNNING AFTER A SLOTH. To say the least Im disappointed, but the grand news of a spider monkey trapped against its will has somewhat lifted the pain. I shall call him Huffil Lord of The Jungle and teach him tricks such as wearing tutus and juggling fireballs. Ah life. SO Im in scotland riding bikes and walking for miles in the heather. And its raining. OH joy. But mostly this website is a lovely ray of sunshine in my otherwise scottish day. I do like very much to hear the news of my fair lady huff, and of Bummies! It has been WAY TOO LONG. Think i'll give you a call. Greek eh? Im sure theres still a bit of arkholme in there somewhere..... LAAAAAAV EVERYONE. xKPx

infact....dont you just love that word

MY BEAUTIES....HUFF YOU SCALIWAG, IT SOUNDS JUST AMAZING...Good god its been a long time, i am so sorry about the complete breakdown in comunication however it does not mean i have not been thinking about you all. infact the complete opposite infact. i can think of no better way to finish the most memory filled summer than seeing your faces again and having a jolly good catch up and a prpper on at that. Huff i miss you so intensely that it hurts and i hope betty is still in tact mine is!! so chuffed that it has been everything that you had dreamed and more most probably. so so much to tell you all, had the most extra ordinary summer ....totally being a website pirate but no time to write an email so i just thought this would update you all. i havnt read the other messages only huffys to get an idea of the beef that she is dealing with but cannot wait to hear all your news...i feel a millionmiles away here from reality...if anyone wants to get in touch before i come hom in early september my greek number (yes i am now basically a local) 00306978147933 love you all ahhhhh have to go...

Hello my lovely, great to hear your voice today and your stories, and from you email life you seem to be haiving a wondrful time ! Don't worry too much about your camera these things happen and you have saved your photos so that is the most important thing. Buy a cheap one for the rest of your time there. enjoy the Pacific Ocean, enjoy the rest and the sunshine!!!! We have had a lovely meal this evening in a little place called Stresa, earlier in the day the boys took dad yet again down a steep mountain track wherer he fell off and scraped his arm .... again........... he wasnt too bad after a hot bath Ha Ha. no he is fine but on Sunday it is back to playing a round of gold and a little last moment or too shopping!!!!! see you soon love you around the world and back again mumxxxxxxxx ( sorry typing this and a very funny itlaian key board) love youxxxxxxx

well well well i am finally out of the jungle and have eaten sooooooooooo much meat it is a little insaine! on the boat ride out of camp, what did we see about 10 meters awayfrom us... remember we are in a boat.....yup a crocodile... and i have swam in that friggin river andpushed a boat for about 2 miles in it... hard core or what! had to teach a child created by satan the other night.. i am not joking he kept trying to hit the other children what repeating everything i was saying but shouting it.. was basically jsut mental MENTAL...and then after an hour of teaching children it was back onto teh adults and doing parts of the body... two female teachers... teaching four men and trying to teach the word chest without them thinking you mean boobies is somewhat humourous....oh this is something u will not believe, from the girl who is supposedly so sloth like, thaks lil, gues who was tracking jaguar prints, turtle tracks and watching turtles on tuesday by walking on teh soft sand for 15 miles...... old jimmany cricket i think no... crazy old morrise.... no it was urs truely! it is so cool checking for animal prints, grated when i got back i did keep loking for prints in teh mud unintentionally but still it was a wicked experience! i have had my camera stolen but i had managed to save most of my pics so iu shall try to update u with them asap, i know i have been rubish with that! whoopsy..i officially smell of mould and sweat and so do all of my belongings it mreally isnt nice, i think i have broken the tip of my second toe, i cut my finger nail so short it is now infected and am officially teh most bitten person at teh whole of camp...it is discoostang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am the lepper of camp.. covered in boils.. well they are bites but bited on ur hands and spine and ancles are just not cricket! oh david that is amazin congrats on the beeb u old rascal pants and that offer of new pieces i am totally gona be taking u up on that if thats cool?! Lily i am going to marry u and have your babies and G u r a wild one oh yes u are, watchout finigans when hoodies about! Popealitious i miss u oh yes i do! cant believe everyone is seeing scoot and kitters but not me... aww and kits i didnt bring u a sloth bakc, he was far too fast to try and catch, i was chasing him for hours but i did bring u a baby spider monkey which was right outside our dorm the other morning! so i hope thats ok... watchout though because my grandad may get jelous cause he loves monkeys and he may fight u for it... despite the fact he is over 70! i´ll upsate u when i dont have a hangover... my god getting back to civilisation is a little overwhelming... there may have been some dancing on STAGES.... not just one about 5! well that was funny...many stories to tell, many a tale... p.s. auntie carol smooth move on the eye, send my love to teh family! to everyone else this is far to long sop i dont mind if u dont read it all like a certain someone!!!!!!!! humm Nick! well chat more often not i hope only two weeks left in paridise... Huffmyster...x

Hi my darling, how goes it in Costa Rica? Dad was convinced it would be good for hime to go mountian biking, he has the bruises to prove he did it! Dave is keen for him to go from a higher point on the mountain, dad is not that daft!!!!Ha! Went across to an islad for dinner which was great fun, but we all miss the fun you bring to the table!!!!! Filling Dave up on some good food and plenty of PASTA...... Love you to bits mumxxxx

Finally figured out how to use this thing... Glad to hear you are having a good time (grr... v.jealous). Just thought I'd check in and see if you had decided to accept Cambridge offer? Whats been going on here? Working for the Beeb, BOVTS, possibly Arcola in London and I'm being hunted by the National Studio (hurrah!). Also had a pleasent call from Mr American Beauty - wants someone to walk his dog... SOunds like you are having a wonderful time but remember when you get back everything will be "fine". providing you drink room temp water, aovid dairy etc. Enjoy the life of an actor (you will soon find that these sins are substituted by an indulgent r'n'roll life style that would make the entirity of Motley Crue winch in its severity.

All best, let me know when you get back or need any audition bits.

David

Hello Houghton(s) and all other posters. I am a virgin to this site after being tipped off about it by KP the other day (on her and Scoot's flying pitstop in Palma). Sounds like you're having an amazing time Em. Thought, to be honest, I haven't read it ALL cause it is vast - I think skimmed is a better word. You need to post some pictures, or at least you'd better be taking loads when you are there. It will be awesome to see them when you get back. It'll be one of those things that you'll never get bored of looking at in years to come. Lucky Huffy.
Well done on the Cambridge thing also. Seriously proud of you. :op
Can't wait to see you. And now that you're going to be a fellow southerner all the better.
Much love,
The Pope x

Hi Sweetpie, Just wonderin wherer you are now? we can get your emails in Itlay in the hotel, but we all have our phones with us too. Hope you are having a great time in Costa Rica, it rained the first day in Italy and we had fantastic tunderstorms, today, we all played golf and then went by baot across the lake for dinner which wa brilliant. David as brought his mountain bike and dad is going with im on Thrudasy don one of the mountains close by!!!!!! Stve if off early to play golf yet again and I am doing the pooldis and the odd dip. Let us know how you are doing and what exciting things you are up to. We all send our love and miss you being with us on holiday in Ital. Love you to bits. mumxxxxxxxxx dad xxxxxxxxx Stevexxxxxxx Davexxxxx