Our last night at Yosemite was close to being over. We had dinner. This involved rice and chilli bean soup... Which tasted alright... but looked suspiciously like a Suriname toad. Followed by chicken with some weird, yummy orange sauce stuff and veg (for me)... and again, half a cow for Moses. After dinner, we were feeling ballsy. So we decided to try the hike... IN THE DARK!! DUN DUN DAH!  We didn't get very far, at all. My footwork was clumsy as ever (e...

You'll never guess what woke us up this morning... Only a friggin Grizzly Bear!! Sat in our beds, wondering what that massive thudding and rustling noise could be at stupid o'clock this morning... Almost had a heart attack when we peaked through the window flap!... Haha, just kidding you bunch of pillocks. We did get woken up by some strange noises though. Turns out one of the culprits was our friend, the Woodpecker. However, it's difficult to tell wh...

Where to start?! Fancied huckleberrying about Yosemite we did! So... We got smart with computers... Moses was on travel pursuit, I was hostel hunting. BOOM! Eventually found reasonably priced accommodation and travel. Everything matched perfectly, times, dates... BOOKED. Me and Moses made a couple of jokes about how it can't have been going that smoothly? Something was bound to go wrong?!Later on that evening... COLOSSAL f*** UP. All the websites are bleatin...

First of all, can I just say... Moses and I strategically invested in some fancy popcorn today. Never, in all my life, will I ever get my chops round something so delicious. I'm going to quote word for word my reaction after the first mouthful: "That, is f***ing exquisite." It made me pull a facial expression I never knew I had. Anyway... So now you know. Kinda skipped yesterday... as that was more of a failed planning day. We fancied taking a trip up to C...

After careful deliberations , me and Moses decided to break our budget a wincy bit, and hop on a tour bus. Best decision ever. After all, we didn't buy honey and bread as a budget meal for nothing!  THE TOUR We set off around 11am with 3 others, an Ozzie (Jess), a Frenchy (Julie) and this lovely Chinese dude called Michael. The tour guide was a German who had moved to LA. He was hilarious. Knew so much about Hollywood. He told us where all the stars hung o...