It wasn't the first time I (Dan) picked a legless man off the floor but in this case he really was legless, and only had one arm. Within our first hour in Copenhagen we found him lying on the floor beside his mobility scooter - he had fallen out. Our good deed was to lift him back in but how do you lift a drunken man with no legs and one arm? Without going in to detail, Dan succeeded. Thereafter we arrived at our B & B to be greeted by a buxom Dane of abo...

After a Champagne fuelled emotional send off by many of you at Coventry Station, we are finally "on the way" and twenty eight hours later after hazardous rail and sea journeys we are approaching Copenhagen on a luxurious train .... We blagged English ignorance to the ticket inspector. Watch this space as we intrepidly follow in the footsteps of Drake, Raleigh, F Fogg and Michael Palin.