Hello and welcome to another page in the chapter of Chinese Checkers,Today we seek refuge in an internet cafe back at the hotel. Outside is a deadly concoction of people, rain, rolex and nike merchants, raw putred sewerage, saliva infused footpaths, chief wiggums, e-coli infested meat, more toxic rain, rotten eggs (they eat black eggs, that have been soaked in what appears to be Castrol GTX2 oil), more bloody people, the army convoy, scooters on footpaths that ha...

Since we completed the Willy Wonka Chocolate river, our trip has accelerated immensely. Saw the biggest buddha in the world at Leshan to Riss holding a baby Panda in Chengdu. Chengdu would have to be the cleanest Chinese city we had visited (and the largest at 38 million people). But that statement only lasted a few hours when I had the runs real bad... I was crook the whole two days, spending a majority of sightseeing overlooking the tiles in the bathroom. My pr...