Night Location: Rouen, France Song of the Day: Viva la Vida - Coldplay Mumisode of the Day: "I think you could just slip in. You're Australian. It's expected that you should be audacious. Move that furniture out of the way and I'll keep watch." Mum was encouraging both Amber and Gemma to move a church pew out of the way so that we could enter a section of the Amiens Cathedral that was being renovated to take a picture of the tribute to Australians that died in ...

Night Location: Aix-en-Provence, France Song of the Day: Hollywood - Michael Buble' Mumisode of the Day: 1. When we were following a small car, containing four big men, along a campground track, heading for the lake, Mum drew the line and said, "Are we ever going to get there?" 2. While ordering the 'Cunard' (duck), the waiter advised Mum that it was served pink. She looked horrified and said, "Oh I want it well cooked, WELL DONE!" We are now on our last ni...

Night Location: Eze, France Song of the Day: Jitterbug - Wham Mumisode of the Day: Too many to choose from. Highlights: 1. Arriving at the toll gate on the motorway, Dad handed the man a random ticket. Possibilities include: entrance to the Vatican Museum, carpark ticket from the pedestrian zone in Florence or entrance pass to the Siena Duomo. After the man returned the ticket, he said something in Italian that indicated it was not the correct ticket, Dad start...