Night Location: Sarlat, France Song of the Day: Joy to the World - Three Dog Night Mumisode of the Day: Dad today has been helping to contribute to the 'washing cycle' and has spilled both kerosene and purple cabbage on his clothing. Mum who is in her element this evening and is doing the washing was contemplating what Dad was going to wear so that she could wash all the items that were dirty and announced, 'He'll just have to get into bed naked!" just as the w...

Night Location: Sarlat, France Song of the Day: On the Road Again - Willie Nelson Mumisode of the Day: The Mumisode today involves more the reaction of our group and the double meaning that the word 'log' can have. During the introduction to the house, we informed the manager that Mum was good with fires so that he didn't have to explain how it worked. On meeting Mum shortly after he said, "I hear you're good with logs." Mum's startled expression and slow respo...

Night Location: Le Puy, France Song of the Day: Minor Swing - Chocolat Soundtrack Mumisode of the Day: Mum has made herself laugh a lot today as she realised that on leaving the rental house, she left a dessert spoon that she has been using to dose herself with Olive Leaf Extract on the floor of the toilet, or so she thinks. She can't imagine what the cleaner is going to think we were doing with the spoon! The summary for today is that we drove a lot! The grou...

Night Location: Saumur, France Song of the Day: Beautiful Day - U2 Mumisode of the Day: Sadly, Amber is convinced that France is a sad place and therefore Mum is not as funny. Mum continues to prove this theory wrong. This evening we had our house inspection in order to get the rental bond back. In the time that Gemma had gone to let the landlord in, Mum had convinced Gareth that it would be a good idea to sit next to her with his jacket so as to cover up the c...

Night Location: Saumur, France Song of the Day: Black Horse and the Cherry Tree - KT Tunstall Mumisode of the Day: While looking at a news website on Dad's computer, a pop-up advertisement began complete with sound, "For the most reliable pregnancy test, always use..." Gareth overheard and questioned what she was watching. Mum was slightly embarrassed and tried to change the conversation. Much to Gemma's delight, today began with a tour of the armoured vehicle...