Night Location: Saumur, France Song of the Day: Beautiful Day - U2 Mumisode of the Day: Sadly, Amber is convinced that France is a sad place and therefore Mum is not as funny. Mum continues to prove this theory wrong. This evening we had our house inspection in order to get the rental bond back. In the time that Gemma had gone to let the landlord in, Mum had convinced Gareth that it would be a good idea to sit next to her with his jacket so as to cover up the c...

Night Location: Saumur, France Song of the Day: Black Horse and the Cherry Tree - KT Tunstall Mumisode of the Day: While looking at a news website on Dad's computer, a pop-up advertisement began complete with sound, "For the most reliable pregnancy test, always use..." Gareth overheard and questioned what she was watching. Mum was slightly embarrassed and tried to change the conversation. Much to Gemma's delight, today began with a tour of the armoured vehicle...

Night Location: Saumur, France Song of the Day: Sh-boom (Life could be a dream) - The Crew Cuts Mumisode of the Day: After we had started going to bed, a loud bang was heard coming from the direction of Mum's room. Amber and Gemma rushed in to see what had happened and discovered Mum collapsed on her bed, holding her head. She had crashed in to the large chandelier that hangs over her bed. There are now black stockings hanging from said chandelier to warn of im...