Cairo, Egypt
The sexual life of the camel is stranger than anyone thinks
In the heat of the mating season it tries to b***** the Sphinx
But the Sphinx's anal spincter is blocked with the sands of the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the camel....and the Sphinx's inscrutable smile
Well I have been there and done that (a visit to the Sphinx)..........along with several other thousands and thousands of 'eager' vistors so I have now gone from the smug role of 'world tr...