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Earlier on we'd watch the passenger trains come in and try to find the carriage that we'd be travelling on......and we spotted one, it was totally different from the rest, newish even and with bright lights shining from within. Great, we said....that's us sorted then. As our train pulled in there was some confusion as the carriages werent in the order stated on the message board. So we frantically run up and down trying to find the A! carriage that we're meant to be on.......we jumped on board only to be told to get out and head to the carriage ahead...then the train started moving off........you can imagine the panic, we threw the bags on and jumped aboard. Grant didnt notice the pile of rubbish we climbed over to get into the aisle. it was dark with barely enough room to pull the case through. this was a 3 tier a/c carriage. that means there's 6 bunks , 3 either side and 2 opposite in an open compartment separated by curtains. Faces looked out from behind these curtains as we noisily passed by. Eventually we found the conductor and showed him our tickets.....where was our luxury 2AC compartment as promised by the jolly Mr. Rasjani and as stated on the ticket by The Indian Railway Company? "Where's the carriage?" I asked. "Your carriage has not been put on, this is due to holidays" said the conductor. Oh, so where to now then......he then told us to get in bunks 47 and 48 and b*****ed off..... we tried to find the bunks and you'd never believe it, but people had already taken these....off we go again...this happened a few times until he woke some people up, shouted at them and they cleared off. "There", he shouted, "There is your place.....only Sleeper 3 tier AC left".
Now we hadnt exactly been expecting the plush Eurostar to have magically pulled up but we were hoping for a welcoming smile, a light snack and possibly a couple of beers...that's what everyone had told us. Instead we were thrown into a jail on wheels and ordered into our bunks as everyone was sleeping, they werent, they were all staring at us. What could we do? Nothing, this is what the Festival of Good over Evil had bestown upon us. It was dark, dingy and there were a concoction of foul smells permeating the carriages, the AC was blowing warm air. There was no way out but to climb into those small caged beds. How the hell did we end up on this? and the best part was, we only had another 16 hours to go. I could have cried and probably did. I told Grant to take the top bunk which was about 7 foot from the floor and at least he'd have some space and he was by the fan. thankfully he was so worn out he crashed almost straight away..........................there was no such peace for me.
Now we hadnt exactly been expecting the plush Eurostar to have magically pulled up but we were hoping for a welcoming smile, a light snack and possibly a couple of beers...that's what everyone had told us. Instead we were thrown into a jail on wheels and ordered into our bunks as everyone was sleeping, they werent, they were all staring at us. What could we do? Nothing, this is what the Festival of Good over Evil had bestown upon us. It was dark, dingy and there were a concoction of foul smells permeating the carriages, the AC was blowing warm air. There was no way out but to climb into those small caged beds. How the hell did we end up on this? and the best part was, we only had another 16 hours to go. I could have cried and probably did. I told Grant to take the top bunk which was about 7 foot from the floor and at least he'd have some space and he was by the fan. thankfully he was so worn out he crashed almost straight away..........................there was no such peace for me.
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JAYNELOVE Can,t stop laughing !!! It can only happen on a Gibbs tour.. !!! I can just imagine your face .. and its even worse when your so tired you dont know if to laugh or cry. xxx
Big Steve I fear the good mannered brits we’d heard about in Goa might be "Gone".
Gareth Gibbs It shows how careful one must be, constantly on one’s guard. All those bodies and so close - I’m amazed you survived the night. So glad that Grant at least is able to sleep anywhere. But the stories that you’ll tell when back in dear old Blighty.......... My play ends here tomorrow and has been a huge success, sold out each performance and nothing but lavish praise from friends and foes alike!! Pa xx ps. Much love to Nerys in Australia. I’ll be in touch soon. x
Ma Gibbs I’m glad to know that you are both safe - but I can’t bear to think about that train! Luv Ma XXXX
Ian Walby Midnight Express : At least behind the wire netting, on each bunk, you could be safe - keeping all those gold fillings for another time! Paradise lost - it makes the realisation twice as hard to accept when you believe that a little bit of comfort is coming your way. Perhaps you should set up special holiday experiences company - Gibb’s Tours: Created especially to raise your hopes before them being dashed away. All experiences will stay with you for a lifetime, guaranteed! Nice one on Grant being able to get some sleep. Hope the bed rashes weren’t too serious in the morning! You did say Goa was a bit of a houndog day experience - well certainly this isn’t any longer - keep going lads. I don’t think you’ll be able to come back home, as too many of us need the constant drama of you exciting world tour!
Andrea The train ride from hell I have seen enough of those programmes of people in the cattle section to imagine the experience wait till they start hanging on the sides and clinging to the roof.all stories to tell around the campfire when you get back x