Howdy Ho! Jon Boy, you keep getting stopped by the military because your the modern day Pablo Escobar and its not clothes in that rucksack of yours! ;) Me and the man like MR Jay REY have got our ride pimped up and got the city on lockdown, dealing with serious crime, BOPs and D&D's!!
You wanna get yourself running up some stairs with your headgear on and when you get to the stop shout "ADRIANNE"!!! You'll have your 6 pack back in no time, it worked with Rocky.
Anyway, better go and get ready for work and the delightfull young scallrags of Sunderland

Take it easy and remember, if you cant be good ... be carefull!!!!!

Thank you for ur advice MR Rey, but I"m actually getting fatter, i love mexican food man i"m eating 3 or 4 meals a day but then also i"m having alcohol most days which is definately going striaght onto my belly. Not been to laundry yet, i just smell my clothes and if they don"t really stink that will do for me!! so i am becoming progressivley scruffier as time goes on. Anyway thats enough about the state of my hygiene. Am in Pueblo today where it is much colder i even had to put my fleeze on this morning!!! anyway city seems v nice lots of museums and churches, mexicans r v religious people!! travelled here with eric, american lad i met in oaxaca, got night bus here, was stopped by military again about 3 hrs into trip but this time everyone on bus got out and they selected about 10 people whose bag they searched and surprise surprise mine was one of them!! anyway only here a couple of days then of to tsaxco a colonial town renound for its silver mining so if anyone fancies any silver jewellery let me know as its dead cheap. anyway got to go before i bore u all to death addios

Jonny, this is the last time i'm gunna tell ya..... Keep your top on man, your not that buff!
What's happend to your abbs? Wait till I tell 'BIG G'. Too much partying, not enuf liftin, don't they sell protein drinks out there? Why r ya wearing that bandana, have you run out of hair putty? Jonny, I love ya man but your not looking your best son!!!! You need to come home n get a good hot bath coz I can smell ya from here! You also look like you need a good home made feed from your mum!
I still can get me ead round the fact that you've got 5 months of clothing in that there tardis of a rucksack you have on our back, I couldn't do it man!
Gunpoint! What's all that about? Now if that had of been me I would have got all Bruce Lee on all their arses.
I would have had to administer some serious Jay REY Fists of Fury, it would have been a straight smackdown going down on that bus out of town man.... Well maybe not!
Once again i'm well jeal coz it's pure freezing in Sunderland. Man its that cold i've got me fro going on to keep me ead warmer! Take care 'Not so big lad' and i'll check ya soon.
Like my late granddaddy used to say... 'Shutup, I want to watch the cricket'
Peace Jay REY

Hi all, just got up did not get in till 7am this morning. Thought as it was my last night in acapulco wud go on a bender!! went to some club called madara it was 17 pound in but then drink all u want!! i honestly don"t think i"ve ever been to a club as posh as this, u were all sat at tables with ur own personal waiter, who wud get or do anything for u, everyone was in their best gucci gear apart from me, only reason i think i got in was cos i was foreign!!! it was a glitzy club for the rich and famous, v pretentious a lot of coke heads, it was def mo or Eugine type of place!! Anyway got absolutely wasted on margarita"S in there so feeling v fragile today. Have decided to brave it and do a night bus tonight to Pueblo, all guides say travelling at night a tad dodgy but i"m growing in confidence now plus i"ve missed the lunch time bus!!! so my bus leaves at 10pm and gets in 6am!!! will spend 2 days there then off to taxco and then the big lights of Mexico city, time just seems to be flying man!!!! anyway addios amigos!!! x

Hi Son Glad to see you are having a good time. Its been a bad week here - slipped on the ice on Monday and hurt my back, fell down the stairs on Wednesday and broke my glasses and tonight the boilers blown up - well not quite but its sprayed water all over the place an dowsed the electrics so all in all you are definately having a better time than me. Miss you too . Some news on the flat front -Dad will be in touch - Love you x

Yo Yo Yo home boy......i see that bandana is getting some good use in. How many people have shouted "rocky" or"adrian"yet like in Zante!!! ...hehe only joking. I keep trying ur number man....does it work? can i ring you on it?
Sounds like ur having a mad time. Like ginger beard said u r one of them gringo's now. GOOD NEWS, my mum couldn't bear you being out there all on your own so my folks are trying to sort a flight out 4 me in Jan to come see you....free on the air miles mind you....WKD!!!

Missing ur ugly mug mate....make sure you keep safe down there and try find some treasure on the inca trail. Oh and as ste put it i want to see these "personal photo's". I've spoken with JO and Alex they say hia and don't get too brown.

Got to go mate as i'm at work!!! get back to me x

Oy Oy!! Glad to see your enjoying yourself mate. Keep enjoying it and take care. Me and the man like Jay Rey are drop backs starting 25th November so you know its going to go up in Sunderland!!Getting our ride pimped right out!
Keep the pictures coming and leave the ladies alone as i know you'll be on the prowl! hahaha

Hi folks, Still in Acapulco I"m afraid, camera battery is flat and my socket in my room is bust so not been taking any photos but hope to sort that out asap. my mobile phone number is 5512882978, i can text but can"t ring as phone is semi bust!! Met up with that lad i met in oaxaca, went out with him and the rest of people in hostel last night although the bars were v quiet. acapulco is only busy at wkds dec, spring and summer so it wont be real busy till next week by which time i"ll be gone. Have done the 2 museums u"ll be pleased to know mum it is a cultural experience as well!!! I also had my first 2 hour spanish lesson, 1 to 1 tution, am going to have another one on fri before i go just so i can start to learn the basics. anyway hope to leave here on sat and will prob go to colonial town of taxco. Anyway take care all j x

Why am I not surprised your the only person to get an armed search on a coach load of people. Get used to it now though your a gringo on tour!!! Count yourself lucky I got searched 4 times in LAX airport just because I had SE Asia stamps in my passport!!! Anyway good to hear your still having a good time. Have fun and take care.

alright butt muncher!! i'm liking the pics, they say traveling is the best way to explore not only the world, but also ones self. maybe you will descover more than you bargained, i'm referring to your sexuality as whats with the pics of a half naked man playing basked ball?? unless it's wesley snipes....... anyway keep them coming, but maybe you should have a separate site for your 'personal collection'!! x

Hi everyone, yeah I"m still getting texts but use my mexico number if u can as i only put my old cxard in now and again! Anyway hi to u all i"m in sunny acapulco at minute v hot. Got 10 hr bus to Puerto Escondido from Oaxaca v uneventful, bus was well nice but Mexico does not have any good roads there motorway is only one way and it has several speedbumps and v bendy- not good!!! Puerto Escondido was v cool lot of surfer dudes and not v touristy!!! A lot of travellers were there especially in my youth hostel although i could only stay there one day as it was fully booked due to international surf comp! Got 8 hr bus from PE to Acapulco now this was a bus journey to remember!!! 4 hrs in i fell asleep to be woken by 2 armed police asking me if they could see my passport and some tourist card, did not know what tourist card was but luckily i put it with passport when at airport and did not throw it away so that passed with not too much trouble, however about 3 hrs later i fell asleep this time to be woken by a tapping on my knee which was the end of a AK47 assault rifle of some mexican soldier the next thing i heard was some spanish shouting he then grabbed my bag and started going through it, he then led me off the bus at gunpoint!!!!! As u can imagine i was thinking what the f*** is going on as no one else on bus was asked to do anything but i was the only foreigner!! Anyway of the bus 2 more soldiers went through the whole of my bag whilst 2 others watched me, the bus driver was looking on shaking his head at the soldiers!! Anyway i can only presume they were looking for drugs so i was SOOOO lucky i had smoked all my s*** in PE (only joking mum) but anyway they did not find anything so let me back on but it was a bit hairy for a while. I asked the bus driver what that was for and he said that they often checked foreigners bags cos even if they found small amount they wud bribe them!! corrupot man!!!!! Anyway Acapulco is massive well touristy!!! Peace out love u all jX

Keep the photos coming and are you receiving my text messages?