Hi jonny, Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday! Miss you lots. Have a great time wherever you are going. Love you and massive congratulations on passing the second one.

Good to hear your better mate and had a wicked time on the trail. You know that me and the man like Jay REY would love to be out there with you living it up but we've not got the guts! haha
Not much happening here, so your not missing much!
Take care mate and remember ... its a jungle out there!!

Speak soon,
Jordan

Hi everyone, Just woke up after a long but absolutely amazing 5 days. Now if i am going to reconmend anyway to visit after doing this trip then it will be for people to do the Inca trail, going by train to Machu Pichu is cool but actually trekking over ther mountains to it was just something else. There were 16 people and 21 porters in are team and everyone got on well together. I won"t bore u with details of the trip but basically it was the most stunning scenery i could have ever of imagined, lots of people kept using the comment, "i feel like i"m in Lord of the rings or something" it was just magical, i doubt my pictures have done it justice. The onbly slight dampener was ther fact the train company were striking and the onlky way to machu pichu is by train or tyhe 4 day trail, so to get home we had to do an extra 20 mile hike just to get home after already doing 50km over 4 days, so last night was a late one and i slept like a baby once back at hostel.

Hi Jonny hope everything went ok with the trail. I'm assuming you didn't need to be airlifted off!!!No doubt Jayne did a good job of looking after you. Not many days left at school. Am really looking forward to the holidays. Some of us have to work you know - just to keep you an inheritance. You now have cuckoos in the nest!

Hi Jonny, just arrived back from Rome yesterday, doing the whole toursit thing. How is Peru going? Any plans for Xmas or New year? Take care, vix x

Hi Jonny Just been talking to your mum and she's asked us to take a look at your site. Sorry your not feeling to grand this week but it looks like your having a fab time. Josh is off to Canada snowboarding after christmas glad to see that theres snow there already. Take care and we'll be watching Patsy and Louise

Hi all, Have just packed up and am waiting for taxi to take me to Mexico city airport where i fly to Peru. Have felt quite poorly all week definately think the pollution has had something to do with it. Saw the pyramids yesterday, they were v spectacular!! Was going to have a quiet night the previous night too as went to bed at 10 only to be dragged out at 1030pm by a pissed aussie girl who was sharing my dorm. Anyway we and 20 others from the hostel went to some salsa club and danced all night so it worked out quite well in the end. Anyway av to spend 5 hrs in Lima airport tonight whilst waiting for connecting flight so not looking forward to that. Hope u r all well and thank you for ur messages they r nice to read. take care jx

MR REY, you know the dance man!! John Boy, you would have been very proud of Apollo Creed Jay Rey when he was throwing the lefts to the body of this poor misunderstood punter. I blame Julies for locking him up and putting him through all this! The guy was clearly the victim in it all.
My 42" Pythons wrapped around him and when Jay delivered the body shot, there was only one place the punter was going - thats asleep on the nice cold matress!!!
Got to shoot!

Take care and remember .. . its a jungle out there!

Whats up blood! Just finished a tour of nights and one shift of homer, knackered! Nights was its typical self in Sunderland. On Wenesday Jordan and I just happend to be in A1 custody when a young gentleman entered after having been arrested by Julie KAY, yes I said it, Julie KAY! She asked us to search him. On entering the holding cell it all went down hill when he refused to hand over his property so I summond Big Jordan 'The Scalf' SHARP to assist, (All will become apparent later). After some persuasion he relutantly handed them over. At the desk he was abusive to the custody officers and also refused to answer questions so he was taken down to Cell 12. Due to him being on our system as a self harmer he had to be stript butt naked and given a paper suit... Here's when the fun started! The male slowly stript with Jay REY's soulful singing....Not! Once out of his clothes he proceeded to scream that his manhood was the pride of the North East and whilst on his back he thrust out with his legs, mule kick style which almost conected with the groin of Jordan. the male then jumped to his feet faster then Ben johnson and decided that he wanted to box! Due to him being around 20years old and never in his life having seen a TV he obviously hadn't heard about Jay 'Apollo REY or the new kid on the block 'The scalf'!
the male then began raining punches towards Mr REY but unfortunately for him none of his punches landed. it was at this point that Jim Watt, boxing pundit piped up and commented on the males work rate but stated that he was wasting his energy. Mr REY then went into Neo Matrix mode which is accomplished by pressing R1 on your PLAYSTATION Dualaction control pad. Jordan 'The scalf' then turned the male and wrapped his one size fits all arms around the male 'shoulders' in order to restrain him. The male was still throwing punches so in an attempt to gain control and evetually exit the cel,l Mr REY administered an acpo approved distractionary strike to the left side of the males torso. Jonny 'Rocky' GALE knows all about the power of Jay REY and this strike had the desired effect. once control was gained, the officers left the male in his cell.
Unfortunately the male, sorry for himself then decided to take his own life and it was then that Insp SMITH shouted "NOT ON MY WATCH HE WON'T" and goose stepped to cell 12. the Insp was met by the male with his head stuffed down the toilet in an attempt to drown himself! eventually the male was again stripped to his birthday suit due to him trying to eat the paper suit! he also thought it was a great idea to swollow his right hand! This male was clearly a vicitm and should never have been taken off of the streets!
Your not missing much... Be safe...
Jay REY

Hi everyone, Arrived in Mexico city, not been mugged, robbed or raped yet but only had a day! Anyway historical centre is flooded with police so doubt anything will happen whilst i"m here. Met up with 3 lads from Stoke, typical lad, lads. Got pissed with them last night then decieded to try and hit a club however we were walking round the wrong end of city, apparantly about 15 mins drive away, anyway only bar we found was some dingy looking thing with Sol sign outside. Ali one of the lads said come we"ll just have one however he looked down stairs and cud only see mexican cowboys but then saw a picture of a lady on the door to upstairs where some weird music was coming from so we thought upstairs was the better option. OH! how wrong were we, I"m still not quite sure what kind of bar this was but Al describing it the scene from dusk till dawn just about sums it up!! There was a old mexican cowboy who had a string of dirty old women round him. The place was flooded with over 40yr old ugly lookingt women all dressed in half scad clothing. Anyway we got a drink and decided to run before the vampires came out!!!! That was not the end of the drama but will leave rest of story for email, but the Stoke lads have now been asked to leave the hostel!!! Anyway ALi G the lad i met at acapulco who knows Dan is meeting me later and i"m stopping at his for the wkd, we r off out tonight for some bday party of one of his work colleagues, and then 2moro am off to some house party of a mexican girl he knows in Cuernevaca but he says she has a pool and it should be hot so looking forward to that. Anyway addios amigos miss u all x

We seem to be 6 hours ahead of you. Why not email and set up a time on Saturday that we can communicate via email.

I'm impressed that you are improving your linguistic skills but keep the photos coming. love Mum