Woke up at ridiculous O clock and met nelin for boat tour of inle. Boat cold. Gab tired. Bum sore. Arrived at 5 day market wanted to buy everything, Laura said no. Then went to lotus silk factory. Whistles scarf nicer than anything on offer. Then attended lacquer/cigar factory on stilts. This was followed by visit to 'floating garden '. Not many flowers but funny vegetable ?what. Last stop jumping cat monastery. Sadly cats no longer jump, but do however eat rice which I found interesting. Tour cost 20000 kyt. Went to the French touch for croissant "snack". Wifi dodge. Followed this up with stint at market in order to acquire me some replacement £1 flip flops. They are hideous. Dim sum for tea at live dim sum house for deep fried ice cream and gyoza.