Awoke after 4 hours interrupted sleep. Sticky mess. Accosted by pack of taxi men before even stepping off JJ in yangon. Took on walking tour of bus station by some punter. Finally stumbled across (not so) elite express. Worst mistake so far. Bus unbearable. Physical and mental hell. Bus hostess dropped ball somewhat ended up God knows where in highway bus station 3 hours passed stop. No signs ever. Ditched at roadside. Nice Burmese chaps helped but English not really a thing. Got on bus ran by 3 school kids. Saw elephant in truck, watched magical Burmese pop videos before finally arriving at kyaithykio (phonetically- chaicho). Almost t forced on motorbike taxi with 20k backpack. Refused flat out. Finally got £6 taxi to hotel. Wandered round are noodles went to bed stroppy.