This is the first time i have written on this thing... Here is a boy's perspective.

As we know at this point we have been boed off a train after being unusualy bolshy and demanding that some of the people were in our seats... After a heated confrontation where we yobed off most of the carriage and refused to move, we realised that actually in fact we had the wrong day and that our sickness had meant the days had blended into one another.. We duely left and the drama that unfolded was terrible but we can laugh about it now! Sort off.

Morale victory was ours when we went back and killed the travel agent who had previously sen our mistake and tried tro make money out of us. It turned out to be one of the best nights in the end. Just to come out the other side.

Anyways this meant we went to Palolem for a week and for Valentines. Liz's spiritual home. She instantly unwinds here cause she's up to armpits in dogs cats and cows all licking her before licking their b******s! I have developed slight OCD and find this all very offensive but i bite my tounge and hand sanitize to the point of distraction.

We just enjoyed seeing old matey's, the sun the sand and the room we haad this time was the works. Beach huts on a budget aren't the best, unles u want the toliet to be sick on u everytime u go to the toliet, or spend ur time convincing Liz that there isn't anything in the bathroom that will get her

A must for anyone who loves beaches, this place is really cool. It doesn't realy matter where u stay, if ur part of a group of lads looking to suace it up or on a couple's retreat. It has everything and isn't ruined by tourists. These things are usually written by those die hard travellers that are looking to find somewhere no one else has! It a really cool place and i have enjoyed it. Despite the amounts of seed on display. Be prepared to stick up for yourself and to acept that starring is a part of it, they just look to undres with the eyes. It does ur nut but it happens. They are all really short so take solace in that.