Hello the Barnes

yeah watched the reds again tonight, prob bout mid-day in England. Were very good, go on the Torres!!!

How's thing's back home?

Brown brown brown glad to hear your having a quality time out there my man...... Loving the fact there showing the mighty reds on tv all the way in Hong Kong

Dalmonego can you please call me buddy asap.....................Barnes!!!

Hola mi amigos,

I cannot describe how lost I am at the moment. I don't have anything to work for at work, so pretty much just sit at my desk blankly all day, plus I can't go out coz of this run Im doing... only 7 days until I can join the ladyboy party... make sure you bring one for me to the airport. Cheers.

Anyway mydears, be careful and save some fun for me...

Love Monego x

Davy,

thanks for message mate!! Your hair is looking very long and blonde and face very brown!! Is it you travelling or us?

It is awesome out here but miss nights out with you boys!! Glad to hear Si boy got laid...what a man!! Big up Mr Boy!!!

Any more news Mr Port?!!!!

Hello everybody,

Dally boys I'm very pleased to hear from you!!! Tom the trucker how the devil are you, hope your looking after them twins, and for christ sake stop falling down stairs!!!

Kelv, what a legend!!! Hope your little girl is well. You'll be pleased to hear that since we arrived in Hong Kong we watched the Liverpool Bolton game 5 times, not to mention another series of highlights once we got to Thailand. In fact I think it's prob more than that!!! Miss you loads mate, so wierd not playing any football!!

Square head, I love you!! What can I say, there's not many minutes that pass i don't think about you!! Thank you for your advice on the lady boys, unfortunately I feel it has come a little too late for one of my friends (won't mention any names)!!! Any more advice on the travelling? Sorry didn't get to say farewell thought it would be easier this way!!!

Ceely, last but certainly not least. What do I say, we never got to say goodbye!! I'd like to say that I just couldn't make the Sunday but in all honesty I knew your fragile heart couldn't take it. It's one thing West Brom loosing week in week out but me leaving you for god knows how long, it would of crushed you!! We both know that!! All i'll say is whenever you are feeling blue, or unbareably lonely just think of that time you went to shoot on a Thursday night up at Weston Favell school astro and I spared you the embarrasement of a shot that would have at least gone 20 metre's above the fence!! I would die for you!! Don't thank me just remember ay!!!

Hi all just a quick message from us as we'll prob update the blog every week or so. In Bangkok at the moment, awesome is the only word i can use to describe it! On the advice of Brown and Pereira we ventured to Patpong market last night and what a treat we were in for, great evening but will save the details for private e-mail conversations!!! Just kidding, Thailand is living up to all expectations at the moment though, got one more night here before we head over to Ko Samet, an island about 4 hours away, where we plan to do nothing for a week until Master Dalmonego arrives! We miss everyone lots and will be thinking off you as we lay on a beach with beer on tap!!

Also, we all really appreciate everyone taking time to add comments, keep them coming!!

Five lost boys x

Boys, the word jealous doesnt even come close!! Hope you are all well and enjoying the sights of Hong Kong? I forgot to say if you do get stuck for some reason i do actually have family in Hong Kong?!! So if you get unstuck for some reason, money, accomodation, advice etc... let me know!!

On a lighter note have a fantastic time, you arent missing anything back in the hampton north. Well apart from Frog trying to break his body, Si and Dawsons love life PS SIBOY GOT LAID!! Wahoo Im not up to much..life is dull

Peace out home boys.....ps Tottenham are s***e shark and fred. Norwich Forever x

Steffan Effenberg!!!! Good to see your on the first leg of the world tour safe n sound! Just flicked through the first album and it looks impressive. I'll keep you updated on the crazy antics of myself n Cotbull and those crazy house parties!!!!!!!

All the best mate.

Oh, and one of your photos may have Everton and Australia hotshot Tim Cahill in it!

Regards

Mark

How do fellas, so you made it to Hong Kong, well done the pics look good, im very jealous! Dan didnt get to say goodbye to you, so take care and be safe and your mission if you choose to accept it is to find the mystery that is the Squarehead!!!!

Anyway boys enjoy your trip and make the most of it because when you've been home for a while you'll wish you were back out out there in some foreign land!!

Right a few tips on whether or not its a ladyboy......

1) The adams apple, of which no woman should have! 2) Massive hands, far too big for a lady. 3) Broad Soulders, if they're broader than Steves dont touch, and finally 4) Maybe the most obvious, the buldge in their very short skirt!! Oh and remember don't knock it untill you've tried it..........GIGGIDY!!

Thats all i've got for now!

Hey Alex - and lost boys... remember that you have connections in Chile via Cristian!! So please don't hestiate to ask us if you need some help around Cristian's home town of Santiago! He may be able to tell you some great 'drinking' places off the usual tourist track...beware of the Chicas though!

greetings Mink, and the rest of the clan! so this is the start of the adventure, mink u already look out your depth standing next to that bruce lee statue! hahaha, see it wasnt long before trusty McDee's and pizza hut popped up!

missing you already you crazy horse, i have assembled a life sized cardboard cut out of you Mink and i lay next to it naked every night as it sends me to sleep. stay strong and safe... as possible. love love love

x

HI Sharky and Dan B, i'm missing you guys loads, but you look like your having a brilliant time. Hope you're looking after yourselves. Please look after DD for me. Love Sall XX