from travelling with hannah for over a month now our first conclusion has to be that shes very hard work... she simply doesnt bond well with the group due to her frivolous antics with some of the younger travellers and her new and somewhat irritating passion for lama farmers is becoming tedious. please sort it out fielding...

Hi there. Sorry I have taken so long to post a message. Sounds like you are having quite an adventure. Just returned from a week in the south of France and settling back into work. Decided I need to take more holidays as the weather here is crap. Anyway talk soon, love mark xxx

Hey, sorry I have been sooo rubbish at keeping this site updated, I am either in the middle of nowhere or if near civilisation nursing high altitude hangovers! I survived the Inca trail despite leaving a night club at six am and starting the trail at nine - sensible as ever! Still the four days of detox did me the world of good and the trail was spectacular. Sadly my camera was nicked at the final site so all photos gone (very annoying) however thanks to this digital age I have thirty offers of copies of memory cards so all is not lost! I am at lake Titicarca at the moment. The group is due to go to Bolivia next but because of the political unrest it looks like it is off. A small group of us are considering breaking free and trying to get across the border - not my most sensible decission but you can´t go to South America without experiencing some danger excitement! Really good to hear from you Gordy and Mo, I really will try and write e-mails soon. Thinking of you all and lots of love. xxx

There's always something to BASH, Gordon....Hello Fielders...I'm in Dubai this week so i'm gonna have time to check all these photos of yours....Hope your hunt for the SthAmerican Son In Law is proving fruitful....Mo x

hi hannah, finally looked through all your photos and messages, sorry have left it so late to get in touch. sounds like you're having a fantastic time, didnt know why you and mum were on the oxygen though! ishi passed her mfds exam and got a community job in st. Albans starting in august so we are looking for a place to live! i have to start looking for another job now. We had an amazing time in tobago, relaxing away from work in the sun! It must be a nice feeling waking up without thinking about bashing the nash! have you got a tan yet? xxxxx

Hiya! Hannah's number is 07913433753. I assume you wanted me to put it on here spack, just hope not too many weirdo's look at the site!!! So glad you're having a lovely time... where are photo's, i want to see these people you're skinny dipping with!!! Love you lots xxxx

South American son in law hey...I´ll keep my eyes open! Am in Lima at the moment having spent the last four days or so camping on a Peruvian beach which was amazing fun...lots of bonfires and skinny dipping (in the pitch dark that is!) Went deep sea fishing with a couple of lads on the fun bus, I caught six fish and they caught one between the two of them...very pleased with myself! Off to Cuzco very soon to attempt this Inca trail business...so out of shape, it will be a miracle if I make it - hopefully the cocca tea will lend me a helping hand. I now have a mobile which is up and working so text me if you can....I don´t have the number on me but will add it next time. Alternatively Lotty has got it so you can just ask her! Lots of love to all of you. Besos y mas besos xxxxxx

Hannah -with all the Salsa you have been doing I am suprised that you have not discovered that the whole of a latino males body is one great G spot! Keep looking girl as your mother is hoping for a South American Son-in-law!

Certainly not this Hannah, 25 from Bristol....I didn´t even know men had a G-spot...but what was the answer, is it possible?

Hey little lady! How's the fun bus? Was reading Glamour magazine the other day and in the agony aunt section found the following question:
"How do I find a man's G spot without putting my finger in his rectum?" From Hannah, 25, Bristol.
Who's the lucky lad or was this just for general knowledge?
Little minx ... xx

Hey sorry!!! I have not posted a message because this is the first internet cafe I have seen in ages. I have been in the jungle for the last week and have the mossie bites to prove it!! I also lost my malaria tablets so fingers crossed hey!! The new group is cool..very like uni days all over a again, 25 under 35s crammed in a bus, camping, touring, eating and partying! Well I am being hassled to go, intend to write a diary update tommorow. Loads of love to all xxxxxxxxxxxx

Hey Hannah, where are you now? Have you joined the tour bus yet?

Quick Hollyoaks update: Mandy's pregnant with Tony's baby but can't decide whether to keep it. Lisa and Ben are getting very friendly. Max and OB's house burnt down but they didn't have any insurance so have lost everything. The annoying Deans have been kicked out of their house because they didn't pay the rent and are now living with Jack in the pub.

Neighbours: Paul robinson's been shagging Izzy behind Carl's back. Boyd's turned into a body building, bulimic freak. Stuart's gone blind and turned into a bitter old man. Thats it really.

Good luck on the tour bus.

xx