Ok.... Found a motel in kiama overlooking the beach! :)

never been here before!!!

Trotted off across the road for a counter meal in the grand hotel.... Wander in to order a meal in rhe dinning room... Cough, splutter, cough.... Geez is the place on fire... The smoke looked like a dense fog!!!!

Get to the counter order my classic aussie pub meal schnitzel and chips and salad .... Me being me i order and then say... Did u burn the steak???? : D old matron on the counter ... Didn't look amused...

. Till she got the joke

Lol... Luckily the food was fantastic...
Yumm!!!