Egypt trip memories: the awesome pyramids from our bedrooms. 2.3 million blocks. The Nile cruise. Plaintive "Hallo?!" from the Boat hawkers. Hawkers at every point. Nothing's free in Egypt. Camels, donkeys, horses as transport, work animals, tourist props. Wild desert temple dogs. Karnak Temple. Cairo traffic. Ramses II lying statue. Walking in Memphis. Crazy Columbian on-board. Jeannie bellydance champion. Dick's Stand Up Plane! Saqqara pyramids - where it started. Omby Komby and Sobek the crocodile god. Baking heat. Welcome to the revolution. Tahrir Square. Cairo Museum. Rows of tanks and armed soldiers. The Mummies rooms. Ankh Amon treasure. Valley of the Kings. Tut's mummy in the tomb. Sphinx. Karnak sound and light show. Beauty of the Nile River and the life on the river. Good company and many many laughs. Passionate Egyptologists (our guides) Mahmout and Sayed. Hassan Schumaker our driver. Amazing accommodation - Mena House at the pyramid, Picture window cabin on the Nile boat. The non-Sleeper Rattler train and Zorro the Count. No tourists anywhere. Personal pyramids and temples. Egypt Belly. Congested Khalil al Khan Souk and Mohammed Costner - Bodyguard. 500 km Lake Nasser. Big Paki goes to Macca. Lock to lock hawkers sprint. Brother from another Mother. Scottish Dave the Music Man/Chief Engineer. Photo-bomber! The Last Supper- Indian in Egypt. d*** and Yvonne's Abu Simbel "donation". Titi titi titi! Dick's love of the ass-washer. The Movenpick waiter asking if we wanted some cock. He meant coke but it made us blink.