ko samui

we arrived on ko samui and decided to go to hat lemai beach. its the 2nd most popular apparently. the place we stayed at was right on the beach front however the room was a s*** hole. we think there must have been a fight or sumet gone on in there as the mirror had a big crack in it and there was a few blood stains on the wall...nice. other than the room though it was a really nice place. the water was crystal and the sand was the gravelly type with a strip of white sand accross the bottom half. of the beach there wasn't a great deal to do so it was very quiet for the 2nd most popular place.

it was all very relaxing exept for the fact that i got some chest infection and ended up on antibiotics. some sympathy please :D at the bottom of the beach there were a bunch of big rocks. two of them were disturbingly called grandmother and grandfather and were shaped like huge versions of male and female bits. bit weird but it was quite funny.

ko phangan

next we went to ko phangan. we went to had rin beach which is basically party central. the beach is really nice white sand and the water is blue...however for no reason that anyone could think of everytime anyone went in the water they came out with stingy scratches. it wasnt very nice n was a pain in the ass when all you wanted to do was cool of.

the night time was when it all came alive here. you could buy buckets of sangsom whiskey for a massive 2 pound! great deal. on the beach was always fire shows with twirly sticks and things. also they had competitions where you could win drinks which was very funny. of course being the provider that i am i got loads. they also brought out a fire hoop that we could jump through and a giant skipping rope that they set fire to for people to try....again i was of a proffesional standard.

on one night there was the half moon party. this was awsome and although it cost 6 quid to get in (we didnt know till we got there) it was great fun...even if the cheeky gits did charge to use the toilet. it was set up in the forest a few miles away from the beach and was great fun.it got to about 2 am when we were forced to leave as em is a light weight :P in all fairness i to was pretty drunk however i wasn;t throwing up everywhere. however the nice girls that we were with said they would pay the 30 pound tuk tuk fair to get us back which was nice of them.

ko tao

ko tao was beautiful and a great way to end it all. the beach was white with big hills behind it and clear water. on one day we went on a snorkelling trip which was awsome. we went to 5 sites and saw so much it was amazing. we got a bit of food to feed the fish and they just swarmed around us...very cool. on one of the sites we even saw a shark!! absolutely crapped ourselves when we saw it but we were also very exited. later we went to these 3 small islands that were conected by some sand...they were really beautiful. especially if you could be bothered to go to the top of the hill.

on one night we went to a lady boy cabaret. this was sooo good and so funny. some could actually pass as women and one had huge boobs that she/he seemed to love getting out for everyone. they also did loads of songs like pussycat dolls and some funny ones that had to go in like abba and i am what i am. another one came out and started squirting stuff from big fake boobs then finished with a big penis that they had hidden and started pumping it and spraying everyone....very nice.

also on one night we and about a million other people crammed into a bar to watch the epic wimbledon mens final....which of course didnt finish till 1 am.

ooo also i cant forget the pancake man that we went to almost every night. iv never seen someone move so fast in my life. we couldnt decide weather he was doing it on purpose or wether he had a problem. however he handled the money very carefully so that sorted that one. i always had banana and nutella and em had raisin and nutella....heaven.