Word up shmucks! How's it all going. Not been up to much too exciting. working n stuff. nothing else exciting to report. went to bondi again but it rained on me :( not good.

Dad get some work done, stop messing about on the net ;)....oh and send me some money ;)

Jo, sounds interesting! you need to send me an email!!! [email protected] oh and i give it until you next come on here ;) hehe (jk) x

Tivey you shmuck. i watched die hard with a vengence over the weekend....my brooklyn roots were reborn!!! i miss new york. but 2 months? sheesh feels like 2 years ago! when you leaving that mighty fine city?? :(

big love y'all

Yo Ed you schmuck. I cant believe it's been over 2 months since you graced my apartment with your charm and wit.

hey gorgeous gorgeous boy! LOVE the photos on the glacier, you look like scott of the antarctic......brilliant!!!!!!! you must be having a great time although, working????????????this is never a good thingHOLIDAYS and WORKING two total opposites, unless your job is a right laugh in which case, rock on.....(what am I goin on about, sorry, just dropped in to bore the pants off you...haha).
Things here are good, am setting up a new business and hoping to geta patent in the next month....woohoo!!!!!all very secret and exciting; Richard Branson hold onto your virgin complimentary flight socks, Jo is on her way!!!!!!!!!!!heehee! back with the wonderful Matthew( I hear there is a booky taking bets on estimated duration of 4th relationship attempt!haha!). Off to see a band called the others this week, dont know if you know them....like the Libertines but totally SICH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ; )

so glad you are enjoying your self ( although those clubs cant be up to much if you're textin me honey!)???????????

any way beautiful, hope loves, lusts and lambrinis are all still with standing. LOVE YOU loooAAAAAAAds.
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Hi Ted just a quick one to hear how things are going ? Hope your not working too hard !! Mum & i have just booked 10 days in Ibiza NO NOT SAN ANT!!!!! Trafs place in Es Cana got a really good deal ! Ah well back to WORK !!!!!!! for me as i only get the hour it took me to type this message for lunch .All the best son mummy & daddy send their love xxxxxxxxx

I should be first!!! grrrr ha

hi all. sorry i haven't been in contact for a while. been busy working so not had time to go on the net. working in a really cool skyscraper in the CBD. Good fun. Just been on bondi beach, weather was wicked, 32oC and the waves are HUGE! i mean MASSIVE! spent most of today in the sea trying to body surf! anyway gotta dash home to make some dinner. love to all.

p.s great news jo on your fashion show. keep up the good work! ;)

Totally trivial m8..... but you've made it on to the Google search engine. 2nd on the list in the UK under Ed Birney ! Respect to you mate !! :O)

hiya cowboy.....hows it goin? Sorry about all that textin but, take it you were drunk as couldn't understand a bloody word of them....hahah...same old.............sorry i have been rubbish at keeping in touch but if my life was even remotely interesting I promise you'd hear from me more often!!!!!!!!!!just had my first fashion show it was brilliant and my dress has got into the window of john lewis's.....woohoo!...off to crasher and bugged out on bank holiday sunday so, will drop one in for you honey. Miss you loads. I'l e-mail you the minute i get a life...all my love jo xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hi ted glad you are havin a good time just a wee note to tell you we do miss you & mum & i have moved to a secret address !!!! only kidding looks like weve got visitors for easter the clan from Glesga !!!!! Should be a great time anyway got work to do so god bless son x BAWHEED !

Happy Easter Ed, I'll eat your egg for you on a slice of yummy hot freshly made bread on Sunday! Yip, lent will be over, I can indulge by eating all I have given up. woo hoo, FEED ME FEED ME.......................(only joking really, just incase your mates think I am weird!I will eat them separately? Well maybe!

lots of love, keep having fun
Mum
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haha....oh yeah! Apologies to anyone who received a phonecall.....

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Happy Birthday for saturday bruv! Sounds like you were having a great time, couldn't hear too much though....music was pretty damn loud! (Yeah a-know) pus you sounded hammered....it was only six o'clock! Oh yeah....and I appreciated you waking me at 7am on saturday morning!!!!haha
Wonder how much that call cost!
Anyway, keep having fun, how does it feel to be old?!!!!hee hee

Daz xXx

Hi Guys! Thanks very much! I had a ball at a massive dance thing in aid of the tsunami. excellent dj's and great music. got absolutely hammered though. feeling rough now. just had a thai for brekkie. went down a treat.

miss you guys.

xx