Ed, sorry to be boring, Tesco Ins. sent letter asking for documentary evidence of no claims from your insurer (not broker). I called them, they won't speak to me, will only talk to you!! 0845 3004400, if you can be bothered. I don't know if it matters or not. seeing your car is off the road? Ho hum, who's round?

Anyway, hope all is well, shopping bill has dropped, we're RICH!!! woo hoo, only joking. New Zealand pics were good, your looking well. Make sure your having your five portions of fruit and veg? AND your portion of wines and beer, don't let the side down.(tee hee) Taste all the champagnes for me..
speak soon
luv
mum XXXXX

Hey Eddie
Nice to see that you think of me and beccy on your travels, the picture is amazing, a very good resemblence i would say!
Looks like your having an amazing time, we have snow in wales so its not so bad. Miss you! Nic x

Ed, your mum is being horrible to me, ask her to stop, I'm far too fragile for this hostility :p

Hello baby, how the hell are you? Uh what a silly question!! Ha ha. Hey Northampton is still as s*** as ever, suprised. I'ts snowing really bad here, like blizzards!!! Bet you wish you were here. What happened to you'r Big toe? Were you bit? Skydive what can I say.......Wish we were there with you getting a wicked tan, take care much love xxxxx

Hey auntie grace. not too sure what's going on with the toe. has gotten pretty worse now. think it's an in-growing toenail :s

who knows :) hope all is well up north!!

hi ed jst had a quick look at Fiji looks absoloutely fab ure tan is coming on real good!! wat hpnd to the toe:$ looked pretty sore! liked the hostel nothing like the 1ns u'd gt in Glasgow!<lol <<hehee
jst take care and be good!! luv graciexxx

oh yeah i got the video of my plane jump. i look like im panicking about not being able to breath but honestly, i really enjoyed it. still pretty terrifying though :s

hey guys. thanks for supporting my mum, she is indeed a cool cat ;)

not done much in new zealand really. yesterday we jumped out of a plane at 12'000 feet and went freefall for about 40 seconds. Today we climbed a few mountains and walked 10 miles through a currently 'active' volcanoe. around 1288metres up. long walk. the ground was red hot. amazing. little old legs are knackered. just caught a few rays this avo. now looking for a flight to christchurch. phew. shattered. off to Rotorua tomorrow for zorbing and white-water rafting. check us out ;)

hope cold wet england is keeping you guys entertained. thanks for the messages. keep 'em coming
xxx

Dear Ed's mates, thanks for the support, nice to know you lot are "normal"
Here's another for Krash to work out " WTFATA "
Well?..............................................
answers on a postcard!

dear ed's mum, don't worry about krash, have u seen what he looks like? a little like a crazed russian vole with bulging eyes.

and edwin, you are not in the least bit responsible for the drama with the ceiling. infact, i am actually going to save the bathroom until you douche bags come back so we can do it all again. i still have tim's tight little trunks / speedos, so he needn't bring any. robags xxxx

Hello! I havent said hello yet and didnt want you to think i'd forgotten you! you great big scottish oaf ;) Glad that your both having such an amazing time, it makes me feel sick just how jealous I am! Please could you box up some un and sand and send it over? Many thanks, Hels xxxxx
P.S Krash leave Ed's mum alone. (Dont worry Ed we'll punish him for you!)

Dear Ed's Mum - Ignore 'Rash, he's just being pedantic
i think your pretty cool on the basis that you say ho hum and i use that saying (alot), and am the coolest cat in town so you must be too.
Ed - Sounds like your having fun, hope you get piles or something equally embarrassing whilst stuck up a mountain and need a gherka to push them back up. Love as always, Nic x