Now after a trip to the ferry port via train, and an hours ferry were in Macao nice and early as planned. We know this is an expensive place and as always with no previous research or hotel bookings, were once again in the heads down flip flop stomp. Properly a km up from the port we realise we've made a classic error again and we hail a cab down. Of course with our obvious natural instincts bearing through, we have hailed down what I can only tell you was the only person I'd spoke to since leaving England who didn't speak English. So after what I can only describe as comical conversation between laws and a cab driver which also involved a radio and his boss were on route to a hotel. We're now booked in and relaxing. Of course, as I relax I look over to see a nodding dog in the bed opposite. Now this is not an option I'm taking in little Vegas, so s***, shower and shave coupled with some local beer and were out. First casino, straight to the bar front row seat and vodkas. Now we know on looking around us we are seeing only gamblers and Asians but we got time, so were stay for a couple yet. Then as I notice the seedy old men surrounding me from all angles, I realise the front row seats we took up are for the exocrine dancers that now flood the stage. With a look at each other and a nod, "two more beers and a vodka shot each" is said with all the cheekiness I can muster while laughing at my pal. Now we seen the dances, and we've had a flutter, it's now time for some dancing of our own maybe depending on the alcohol intake that proceeds the night. Were talking about exotic dancers who have the whole of the casino floor watching, so don't get the wrong idea. Now we go off strip for the rest of our night to some much more livelier bars. Straight in, cheap drinks, banter, and some Asian sleaziness. After a while I realise I've lost my only friend and being as we're not in tiger tiger no more I best go looking. I find him surrounded by a few women out the front of the club looking rather smug with himself. Unfortunately if anyone is reading this blog I can't take this story any further. Your have to meet me in The airport of Hong Kong for the next chapter, if you want to know what happened I'm sure ill tell you. Just maybe when my mum and nan aren't present...