Funny Ringo should say that as I thought his cheese cloth short looked Gay at the week end.

oh Craig I hope he get's through customs but keep hold of his hand in Sydney as there is a large gay community there!!

Hi Craig

I'm very sorry but I have a confession to make to you. I have just l lied to your dad for the first time in 30 years, I dropped your mum and dad off at the bus station in Bath and he asked me if the bag he was carrying looked a bit gay, and I said no , it looked ok.

I just hope Australian people like gay blokes or your dad is in trouble !!!!!!!!!!!!

I also hope he won't get searched at customs and they find his 'make up' and his hair conditioner in his lovely, sweet, immitation leather, back door burgler handbag!!!!!!!!!

Ringo

Hi you two, lovely to speak to you over the week-end Sam - Brisabane sounds great, hope your Italian meal lived up to itself!! You must have been to Australia Zoo now (did you see Bindy?)

Have given Tina the things you wanted brought over (and a little note from home!!), we wish we were coming over as well.

Enjoy Sydney and we will speak again soon.

Lots of love. Mum xxxxxx

Hi. Thought we would say hello. It's great to follow your travels online. Time seems to have gone very quickly since you set off. Things are a bit manic with "The Wedding" in just over a week! Most things sorted, Nanny Newman kitted out - Sophie can't wait to share hotel room with her!!!

Continue to enjoy yourselves & take care.

Love to you both. Ann & George XXX

Things still looking good for you, not long now until the gate crashers arrive. Have a good time together and can not wait to see your photo's of Sydney.

Did you get the e-mail on Luke and Zoe's antics of late. Let Mum or Nanny know please. Take care and enjoy xx

Hi. Just in case you are totally confused, what Kev means is that he helped dad get the furniture that we had stored around the farm back to our house in the old cream van. Poor Kev was knackered (had been working very hard all over the bank holiday weekend). Thank you anyway Kev (only got it so that if you were knocked out of poker first you would have somwhere to sit). Just been out with Daddy Paul and Mummy Mandy to Lisa's 40th birthday party (mummy tina's old friend - air hostess). Just paid £30.00 to get back from Bath. I was hoping he would go faster and break all the speed limits at that price. A good night had by all (although a bit expensive) especially as we started out the evening in Norton, but a good track came on that put us in the mood for dancing). However, the music at our Bath destination consisted of Beatles and Abba. I know we are over 40, but we can be clubbers if we have the right music. Got all your psp stuff today Craig and will bring it with us. Lots of love. xxxxxx

oi oi!

knick-knack kev here!! just broke out of jail with 'cream van man' glyn, after our stint of f1 style speed and rallying corner technique in the love bus!!! dodging bullets and speeding police cars, with highly expensive furniture, masterminded by none other than jungle juice john and eco-friendly edna!!

hope your having fun out in the sun!!! as its all going on here!!!

dont worry me and bryner will continue 2 carry the skittles team as my team talk with the lads motivated them 2 pick up their game and proceed as internationals!!! well maybe not 'drop it like its hot' danny d!!!bouncebackability is all we need!!!!

peace out!

K'town down!!

Hi there you two, we keep up with ur travels on this brill web site, we love reading all the other messages too, Hi to everyone reading!!!! your pics look fab, glad ur still having a good time, keep safe & be good. Tracey,Paul,Bex & Tom xx

Hi, sorry i haven't been on for a while ( decorating, camping ect ) it was nice to speak to you over the weekend we were begining to think you had dissapeared as our txts weren't getting through. Anyway the broadband is working at last and iv'e just spent an hour catching up with all youre photos and videos ect, brilliant, it looks like youre really enjoying youreselves. Have you thought of anything you really want Glyn and Tina to bring out yet. I'm off to watch big bros now, missing you love you dad.

yo yo yo shabba and miss samantha, been at wembly watchin da gas get promoted we won 3-1 after going 1-0 down after 3 mins thought it was cardiff all over again though!shabba we need u bk 4 skittles toby cldnt fill the void last night as we lost 7-1!ladbrokes put us 3-1 to win the title until they knew you were away!now they we are offered at 100-1 to win the title without shabba!also now football is gone 4 season transfer rumours are flying around with bryn wilkinson tipped for future england no 1 spot having contract offers from all over cant say for reasons that if you knew would have to kill you!not much chnged in world of the 3 muskateers, im still married and dan is still short and we both still working 10 hr days like mugs at blisters.miss samantha since you gone the talent count has gone down just got linz left now really!lol!dont forget my stick of rock 2 plz!lol!keep it safe, keep it hidden, keep it locked! (an car thieft advert was on when writing you this message)ill try and put mre messages on here c ya soon craig get ready 4 tournament tat ruby club mind start doing beach runs and evrything anywz best be off churooooooooooo kids ly ya both xxxxxxxx

Hello Craig and Sammy.  You both look very well.  Nearly time for a hair cut Craig, but I must say I think it suits you longer.  You look like you are having fun.  Have booked the Sydney Bridge Walk (scary) for Thurs, 21st June at 2.15. She said this was the last walk before the Twilight price.  No fosters allowed before the walk as you are given a breath test.  Dad has been very busy all weekend on the living room.  It is almost finally finished.  Thank god.  Spoke to Julie and she says you are in contact with her and she is following the blog.  They are excited about our visit, as we are.  Counting down the days.  Sammy - I spoke to Lindz tonight and gave her a good talking to on your behalf.  She is coming round to show me the photos tomorrow.  A very naughty girl indeed.  Grampy John is 75 next Monday (4th June) and has treated himself to a new car - a Toyota Rav 4.  Nannie and Grampy are going on their hols next Tuesday, 5th June to Alcudia, Majorca.  Don't think their pictures will turn out the same as yours.  Poppy dog is happy this week because she has Millie to play with.  Millie is Mike and Jane's new jack russell puppy.  She is gorgeous and loves poppy, but torments grampy.  You would love her.  Yeovil lost to Blackpool 2-0 in the play offs at Wembley.  Take care and send us a list of the things you want brought over.  Apparently we have to declare the chocolate, but should be fine. Let us know if you get a signal back on your mobile. Hope you enjoy your sailing trip.  Lots of love Mum and Dad.

Hey guys!

 Looked at your pics - you both looked so tanned! You look as if your havin a wicked time and i must say there are a few good lookin lads in those pics sam! Good work girl!

It's bank hol today & i'm so bored. Went out last night but it was rubbish, i think i'm immune to alcohol since the holiday so i just fell asleep in the corner and woke up to Steve rubbing his balls over my head - nice!

Emma seems to have disappeared of the face of the earth but i'll text her & get her to email you

Take care both of you xxx