At last - sun & warmth!! I wish we had that here, it's been really miserable - please can you bring back some Figian weather with you. Can't wait to see you both, can't believe it's now less than 2 weeks. Hope you like our new house Sam - we are having new carpets fitted this Friday in dining/family area & Jade & Sophie's bedrooms.
Unfortunately Sam your room is not done as we thought you would like to choose everything yourself you don't even have a bed, only a mattress on the floor!! Still as you are used to roughing it now sure you wont mind for another couple of weeks.
Work on that tan cos Jade is so brown after Malia and she is now having sun-beds to keep it topped up (and to make sure she is as brown as you when you come back)
Love to both of you, hope Craig is feeling a bit better - tell him to keep the mossies at bay.
Love Mum. xxxxxxxxxxxx
Toby-Do
Well then,
Only 2 weeks haha woop woop! The troops are buzzing. Last night (Monday) skittles was amazing as we won 2 out of 2 taking us up to 4th in the table. With no Bryn or Jord or Jez stand in skipper Kev 'the Hermit' Herbert bought in old vetran Steve (his old man) and rookie Fordy!!! Not expecting much out the two games the attendance crowd of 24 were in aww as The Minors won the first game 8-0, Marsh scoring 42, Herbert 36, Fordy 38 and Steve 38! The 2nd game saw a much tighter challenge from the Brush Strokes but again The Minors coming up Trumps with a 5-3 victory Marsh AGAIN scoring 41, Herbert 38, Fordy 35 and Steve 41! Can Bryn make it back into the team and rumors had it that Shabba the Lover Man could be made team skipper upon his return to the mighty Town!!!
Anywayenough of that, hope you are all ok? I'm working in Bristol atm and have a stinking cold. Don't really know what to say now jus looking foward to you coming back should be PHAT.
Toby-Do x x x
Toby-Do
Woop-Woop
Hope all is well and your ok? Everyone is buzzing on the fact your coming home early we are looking foward to seeing you so much!!! Bad news in the skittles i'm afraid Craig lost 2 on the trot now and things aren't looking good, the team seem to have lost the form and luck that bought them to the ball and beat top dogs 'Not another 2' however the skipper has informed me that he believes the return of the 2 ball skittler, you, will help boost morale in the coming games!
God we got so much to chat about when you get back its amazing haha im excited nw sitting at my desk at 8:50am with the rain belting down, we are going to go bowling agian like we did before get a big ass group of us to go and catch up and find out about the hot B*****s in Aus (Sorry Sam x)
So yeah look foward to you both coming home and wish you the best for the rest of your time seeing places i aint ever heard of.
Toby-Do x x x
Tina
Hello everyone, especially Lindsey. Well, I have just seen the dolce & Gabana advert for the first time. Thought I was in for a treat (was hoping those pants were really going to come off). In my opinion, I would rather have my husband than any of them (Glyn is behind me). But really, I agree with you linz, think the aero guy is much sexier. Glyn, and every other bloke in Norton say that they would like to spread you on a cracker. Most already have!! (sorry linz, couldn't resist). Craig - love the hair do, works really well with the headband. Don't get it cut.
Craig and Sammy - Nannie Edna sends her love and hopes your neck will be better soon Craig. Speak soon. Lots of love.xxxxx
Linz
Also, Tina, Mandy, aunty diane, nan and any other women with good taste on here - has anyone seen the dolce & gabana advert with that bloke?
So this weeks top question is "Does the fit Dolce & Gabana bloke beat the fit Aero bloke?"
My mum would say yes but i have to say i'm still partial to a bit of "and that ladies, is what makes the pleasure so intense"
Oh i could just spread him on a cracker!
What do you think ladies?
Your Long Lost Mate Linz
Sort it out guys! Give us somethin to look at! Only a few weeks now & you'll be back in the crossways on a friday night like good ol' times. It'll feel like you never been away. Enjoy it while you can.
It's pretty tragic back here at the mo. Middle of July and you'd think it was november.
I went to Cardiff last weekend to see my gay boyfriend. It was rubbish. We were home in bed at 12.30 - more like lazy than crazy.
I haven't heard from my craig in 3 weeks - think he drowned in the Shropshire floods - I hope so anyway.
Stayin in tonight, got no money. Supposed to be goin to Brizzol tomorrow night but can't drink coz I'm on antibiotics (caught somethin nasty - no Tina i haven't got the clap).
Give us some news to cheer me up - send me some pics of some hot newzealanders please
love you both xxx
Toby-Do
Elo
Hope all is gd? Last nite in the town the skittle world was shocked with the news that 'Not another 2' top of the league were defeated for the first time this season by wildcards and rookies 'The Minors' Before the match even started news circulated that there was a rift in the changing room between 'The Minors' but this was discarded as rubbish and really all that it was was Bryn the skipper had to leave early to see his gf!!! Jez made a rare and important appearance lifting spirits after last weeks 7-1 mauling! This result throws the league wide open and will also install the team with the confidence they need to mount a serious challenge to topple the top sides.
Scores are as follows Bryn & Toby 38 each, Kev 40 and Jez 41.
Apart from that normal life is good, everyones really excited about you coming home early and hopes you enjoy the rest of your time out there. So yeah look foward to seeing you and foundations have already been layed for a bowling party/piss up to celebrate the return of Shabba and Sam!
Take care. Toby-Do x x x
Aunty Diane
Quite agree with mummy mandy, what you doing. This is the third time i've logged in and no news.
Kev & I are off on Sat to Spain for a fortnight, no kids hurray!!
Zoe is being a lazy so & so and enjoying her summer. She's off to France for 8 days on the adventure holiday, same as Luke did. She had the chance of an apprenticeship to start July 2nd, but she wasn't ready to start in the world of work
Luke has a new vehicle. His fifth in a year. This time it's exactly right. A black honda civic 1.6 vetec 04 plate. Let's hope we hear no more from him!!!
Take care, hear from you soon xxx
Ringo
Hi Craig
Just thought I would drop you a line to cheer you up and remind you of a few things you miss at home.
1. Your father got in my car last night and farted so loud that his trousers flew out the driveway. Then he said he had been sat on the toilet for an hour but it was a false alarm!!!!!! (my bad luck I suppose)
2. It Stank.
3. He complained all the way to gym that he was getting fat and then said he had eaten a big bar of Galaxy the night before.
4. The conversation we had in the gym!
Ringo- " bummers are deaf"
Glyn- "What"
Ringo-"Bummers are deaf"
Glyn-" stop messing around, what did you say"
Enjoy your last few weeks
Ringo
SORRY ED, I know I'm in for it again !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mummy (Mandy)
Come on you two!, I know you are both home-sick, running out of money & not feeling very well but we still want to hear what you are up to. For some of us, logging in at lunch time to catch up with the news/messages, is the high-light of our day!! I hope you are enjoying NZ in spite of the cold (will be colder in Canada at Christmas!!) If not think of Figi & the Cook Islands where you can bask in the sun.
Can't wait to see you both - let us know flight times for the 3rd August.
Lots of Love. xxxxxxxxxxx
Toby-Do (Who Else)
Woop Woop,
Nice to hear you two are coming home early cant wait to see you and catch up looks like you have had an amazing time. Craig loving the ghetoo-pimp camper, mate try and get that back through customs haha!!!
Big night this Thursday Shabba in the skittles, fielding a weakened side with no Kev or Jordan and going against top of the league the odds are stacked against us however.... The skipper has bought in two replacements one being an OBE and vetran skittler Dave Wilkinson and wildcard rookie Waj!!! I'm sure you will be updated on the teams progress, haha.
Anyway i'm at work at the mo so gtg before my boss catches me. So i hope you have a wicked time and look foward to you coming home,
Toby-Do x x x
Kev
hey guys! nice to hear your cumin home early!!!
and just for my bday arent you 2 darlings! hope you bought me sum thing nice and not kangaroo b******s!!! lol!! they are kinda funky tho!!!
