alright mate hope your well and all the other stuff that goes with it. just a quick message to say that mr slater/or boys have got chelsea and the dirty mancs have got the blue nose.
speack to you soon mate .SPOUT.

Hullo out there!
Just thought Id take this chance to spread some vicious roomers about no one in particular....
Brian ate more than 3 times his body weight in Beef Hula Hoops, after being rushed to Paulton Hospital doctors prescribed a 2 week ban of said potato snacks and sent the fat b****** home!
Joe 'the coat hanger' Goudie has found religion and started a 6 member strong 'cult' meeting every second Tuesday of every month at kilmerston village hall next months activities include- a American style bake off of cookies/ muffins followed by suicide lemonade!
Mean while back at the ranch Young David Booth is invites you to an evening poking fun at fat people, he hopes that by directing attention away from him self-people won't notice his paunch. (Sexy though it is uuuummmmmmmmm Booth) finally in this instalment I have had reports of two of the Chris Smart followers fornicating passionately over the weekend I invite you all to enlighten us fellow Chris Smart followers on any details that may come to light in the future until next time
Respect others and yourselves.

Alright fat pants. Theres an awful lot of innuendo regarding lady boys and he/shes on here Chrissy, so I'll not be making any derogatory remarks regarding this topic . . its firmly my opinion that people should be able to "knob" whoever and/or whatever they like . . and I'd never dream of deriding you for your taste in . . um . . well, whatever you call them? . . Which is probably a 'good cheap shag' knowing you. Just found myself glancing over the pages of the photo album. Nice to see your taking time to get to know the locals, i.e the lovely photo of yourself and Mr Tom the Tuk Tuk driver (you've tanned amazingly quick, hairs growing rapidly too). A truly spectacular photo was the one featuring the take away boxes measured against the truck or as I've come to know it 'DELIVERY FOR FAT REG'. Keep smiling our kid.

Hello smartie pants. Hope your k*** is not leaking yellow custard if it is you have shaged a bad one only hope it didnt cost a lot. Hope things are going well in Cambodia and the w****s are cheap. Watch out for Gary Glitter and take care.

Hiya Chris

Glad to see some more photos to prove you are exploring! Not just pissing it up. ;-)
Keep them coming.

Speak Soon, have fun.

Hi mate, how you doing? Just a quick message to see how things are going. Hope you are looking after yourself. Hope you haven't been sucking of too many he/shes (that parts from tim). Hope the weather is nice and cold because we are having a tropical heat wave over here (only joking) he he. On a serious note look after yourself. We will be in touch soon. Tim and Gem x

Hi buddy. How is it going? Sorry it has taken so long to contact you, the computer at home is w***ed. Hope your sexual diseases are not bothering you to much and that the old man is not pussing to much. You are not missing alot at the mighty printing works except phillips is going to warmley, i think i better buy him an a-z of bristol because i am sure he cant find his way out of chilcompton! Hope your having a wicked time beating the thai girls/boys off. Take good care of yourself and i will write again soon. Ash

Smarty,the superbowl will be between the Pats and Philly, now who picked Philly? ha ha. Yes, the mighty reds will be the first team with silverware in their cabinets when we beat Chelski at Anfield south! WE NEVER LOSE AT CARDIFF.Keep those piccies coming good buddy,first down and ten.

Mancheater United 1 Chelsea 2 . . . Thought I'd take some time out of my extremely hectic daily grind to wind a few people up (evening 'secret admirer'). Also whilst on the subject of "football", it was, I'm sure we'll agree, lovely to see Steven Gerrard of 'Liverpool' getting them as far as he can before what would surely be a lucrative dream move to Stamford Bridge. Gerrard will take a sustantial wage cut, however it's thought that the saving he'll accumulate from not having to replace the wheels of his Porsche Cayenne every other saturday and the twelve red bricks that seem to evapourate from his garden wall each night will mean they'll be even more shopping sprees to the nearest 'JJB' SPORTS EMPORIUM, being that their the best around when it comes down to prices on 'Reebok' classics and two piece training suits (shell suits). I'm sure everyone will wish Steven the best of luck and a speedy recovery after his recent personality transplant . . . or, was that implant . . . Either way all the best. TAKE CARE WEATHER-IST'S

Just sat in my bloody uni library, god how depressing, desperately fighting for a 2.1, so i thought i would post a message, oh very productive !!!Hope ur doing OK!The photos of ur boat ride looked amazing, ur really lucky to be seeing all those wicked things first hand!!!Well didn' think u got bitten mr smarty pants, in spain think u were the only one who didn, god times r changing!!Or perhaps the blitters are a lot worse over there!! That is proberly the case. God whats Lou going to be like when she gets there!!!!Keep having lots of fun and keep posting ur wicked photos!!! Take care and catch up soon!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I was just wondering as your a friend of the earl of westfield (AKA M Slator) Could you put in a good word for me i know he's in love with somone else but that new hair cut really turns me on i just go weak at the knees for that psycho pe*d*file look xxxxxxxxx

Spout asked me to pass on this msg he was worried you would'nt get it after the first doezen times
alright mate just read your message board and i seen my name pop up once or twice cause i support such a great team.wait till tonight when we win and be the first team in the Darling cup and then be the first team to win a trophy this year aswell.