Hey, just checking in!! U look like uv got a really nice deep brown tan there mr smarty, very jealous as i am pastie mastie! hope ur still having loads of fun!!! take care catch up soon!

Hello bro
Incase you dont know , the scum lost 1-0 against Milan (2-0 agg) and the mighty reds won 3-1 in Germany (6-2 agg) some things never change! Hope your still having fun with the natives but watch those drunken irish. Guess who's gonna be in San francisco before you! Take care mate.

alright mate just a quick check up on how your getting on.
hope your not getting to pi**ed hope to here from you soon spout

hi mate just in heathrow airport waiting for flight to milan to watch united and thought id send you a message to pass the time. glad to hear you are having a great time. also glad to hear the weather isnt all that good out there as it is bloody freezing here. not much to tell about msn but will let you know if there is any news. speak to you soon.(united are 1-0 down after first leg so not too sure they will go through.)

Hey there!! The pictures of the waterfall look amazing wish i could just jump straight in!! Ur adventure just seems non stop, uv visited soo many places in such a short space of time, well keep it up so the photos keep rolling in!!!Take care and keep having fun xxx

hello Smarty,where are you i haven't seen you at work for sometime now?

Hi ya mate, it looks like your having a wicked time. Nice one with the 100 shots of lager its harder than you'd think. Speak soon mate.

Hey hun, hope your still having the best time ever.. as if you wouldn't be! Really enjoying looking at your pics wishing i was somewhere like that instead of in a dingy library in liverpool writing essays constantly, oh well finish soon maybe find some money to go travelling!!! (yeah right) Take care sweet look forward to the next update!! Bird x

hi smarty boy looking good mate,just update on good old mardons.phillips ade evans gone to warmly ash did a good send off for them .entertanment was provided in the form of a blonde young lady.rugby not going so good never mind keep your chin up mate iam sure its ahard life more lady pics please!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Smarty, me ol' mucker.
Photo's look good, still having the time of your life I take it.The reds lost to Chelski 3-2 in extra time yesterday(Carling cup final) jammy gits! Dont drink with the Irish,they'll mess you up big time. Keep on enjoying yourself mate, e-mail you soon.

Hello Smarty, i've been tracking your global progress,looks like your having a great time.i have reached the end of my tether with this printing malarky, there must be more to life than watching paint dry, as you are clearly proving!Still it's not all that bad, i mean i've only got forty years of it left!i e-mailed you but you didn't get back,a bit like the time you didn't turn up for my birthday and when you gave that cd away, although it hurts too much to talk about it. Good to see Ken has been on the site, he has been busy lately, what with 5-a-side football, the matchplay final and his smoking counselling he attends even tho he doesn't smoke!you'll probably see him on your travels.Jamer is still a one.I don't expect you to respond so i'll just fool myself into believing that you have taken note of my broadband internet communication.
Bonjour, Mike.

Alright our kid, hows tricks. Bored out of my mind on a night shift so I thought I'd take time out from chewing my toe nails and send you a cyber message on the inter web. Pictures are looking good, none more so than the one featuring 'girl from Bristol', if you could go one better and send me a cyber mail containing her name and full address then I genuinely believe I could enrich her life. I await your response eagerly. Moving on to more serious matters, you may be aware that NEWCASTLE UNITED FC turned chelsea over at St JAMES' PARK last Sunday, thus dumping them out of the FA CUP. On a lighter note, it was rumoured that your brother went to work on Thursday morning without touching his Hula Hoops, such was his dejection at Mancheater Utd's crushing defeat at Old Trafford . . . Keep smiling interwebists. Take care Chrissy, I'll send you a inter mail soon.