I spy you on google!

Amusing blog, it's just like you're talking to me.

Missing the Shan, hope it's still awesome and sunny. It's RAINING in Hong Kong. I mean...what is that all about?!

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Good to speak with you chris and glad it's all dangling ok your end of the world. The photos are great and it looks amazing.

I will send some anti stinking armpit equipment - have never noticed the chinese as being a particularly stinky race of people so maybe they don't sweat and don't need stinky stuff? Have you tried washing?

Loads of people asking after your welfare.

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hey you donny osmond sounds like your having fun over there is it abit like kill bill well when you get back and you next come over please dnt do any kung phu on me otherwise i will have to throw telly tubby custard at you and hit you with my handbag, can you eat a ducks beak for me and tell me what it tastes like thanx suzyxxx

hi chris,

spoke to your mum and glad you're ok!!!!!!! even hannah called me from the depths of swansea to find out if you were ok. did you feel any of the tremors?

so basically all the smiths say hi

oh and enjoyed looking at your pictures too. any chance of one of your lovely face in the next batch?

take care

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So i have imagined kidnapping, murders, mad people and any other kind of scenario imaginable but NOWHERE did i factor in a sodding earthquake! How does a mother stop the earth from quaking?!

What's the monk facebook name thing so i can have a gander?

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Wow man, you broke the brick. Love the picture I have in my mind of you ten-pin bowling with a shaolin monk - perfect!

I see all that meditation is not eradicating your sarcastic nature - go and sit by that river for a bit longer!

thought i might call the puppy Bilbo - what do you think?

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Plug the video into the plug. Press eject. If that doesnt work... get a knife and try and jam the b***** out! x

That took alot of working out and another technical query that i have is how do i get the video out of the machine? I believe it has been in there for a year now (swimming pool instructions) and wanted to get shot of aforementioned pool which will probably mean it will be a blazing hot summer.

Still have not eaten the easter egg!

Hi Philippa! Keep seeing your lovely boy round school, hope all is well up your hill!

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Mum:

The other lil messages are on the right hand side of the screen when you are looking at the most recent post, they are all called pretty much the same thing. Click on one.

I'm loving the random chat being exchanged as well, thanks people!

Love all x

Hi Chris, sorry it's been a while.

Firstly your 2nd blog - what a routine. you must be getting so fit. No wonder you're not hearing the snoring any more - you must sleep like a king. And have just worked out how to do the smily faces too - thank you Glenys. i wouldn't have worked it out otherwise without you mentioning it.I promise I won't put in too many.

Amazing you broke a brick.And out on the town too with a shaolin monk. Surreal. hannah had to write an essay about surrealism recently - I must get her to follow your travels.

All's fine with us smiths and summer has arrived in arkesden. Lovely.

I will have a go at looking at your pictures.

hello to all you fellow message boarders - great to keep in touch

take care Chris

Love Philippa and the Smiths xx

Hey matey, very very cool going bowling with a shaolin!

Where do your other blog post thingumyjiggys disappear to when you put a new one?

How's everyone else dangling on this thing?

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