Hey Kids

Long list of incidents to note first!

Men should not, i repeat not wear bright yellow speedos, if they have a belly the size of a whale.

Thai women all have penises

Do not trust anyone in thailand to take you where you want to go...they will leave you in the outback and you will be stuck paying 2,000 bht for a dodgy old taxi without a license, with a ginger kid from arizona for company.

Thus to avoid the mentioned above pick an englsh inn to stay in whilst staying in phuket to avoid daylight robbery.

Never talk to randoms in a go go bar.....they are swingers and will intoroduce you to their 'extended boat family' aka mail order from malaysia!!! for man and wife to share.

Have a thai massage with an heir of caution as the lil blighters may be small but they are fierce!

If in doubt have steak.

Spicy curry is spicy for a reason.

Tiger bar is really an boxing ring....how hard do you have to fight to get a 'glass' of cider!!!!Therefore allow Jen to steal their sambuca from behid the bar and carry it to another venue to consume.

Dont go in the sea when you have already seen a half alive puffer fish lying on the shore.

Buy yourself a tshirt that says 'f**k off i dont want your f*****g tuk tuk!!'

Anne the man is a legend and provided us with a lovely place to stay.....

Dont set your alarm to english time two nights in a row!

2 bottles of san som on the first night is not wise...

vomitting promptly follows.....

nice....

Beggars are actually minted dont give them your money. Particularly the limbless ones....bloody lazy ghetts.

Maids also rob you we believ our total stands at one pairof shorts, a make up bag, pistachios, a phone charger...empty bag by the time we get home then....efficient.

Its not jus the fat perves that hire a lil bit a skirt here, good looking men try their hand at it too....

All in all Phuket is an experience. we are off to phi phi for the day tomoro! a fay trip. thats if we actually get there however.

P.s note to any spacker like nic....you can get burnt in the shade!!!

Love to all. xxx