Just for fun, why not print this off and put it in your bag. On the way home from the office tonight, drop into Threshers, pick up a six pack of Corona, a fresh lime and a big bag or nachos.... Right then, all sorted? Great. Select Jonny Cash, Ring of Fire (it at least sounds Mexican) and stream the sounds through your house. Ok, lets talk travel. Shying away from the backpacker scene once again, we checked into the Holiday Inn Beach Resort in the tourist me...

Flying today from Dallas TX to the Atlantic tourist resort of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. PaS

We agreed that the re-start of our adventure should be a gentle one. Four nights in Las Vegas followed by a week running around Texas in comfortable hire car would offer few challenges... or so we thought. So imagine our surprise when we discovered on the second night in a reasonable 3 star hotel on the Vegas strip that we were sharing our room with Michael. Michael is a mouse. Lets refer to him from hereon in as Micky. Phill found the little devil behind ...

Yes, we did it. We flippin' did it! The Mighty Saints are in the Conference National and our pleasant Roman city is now on the map. For myself and sue, our work is done. Phill has no voice and Sue has demonstrated that yellow blood now courses through her veins. So what now? Well, the first third of our trip is complete and filed away. Now we start the second tri-mester. This is where it gets serious. From now here on in its a race against time. We will be ...

That's right. We are back in England. But this adventure is far from over! So what happened? Did the wheels finally come off of the 'allseven' machine? Did Sue and Phill have a cross word? Were this pair of vagrants finally called home by an inexplicable urge to work for a living? Not as such Lets take you back to a conversation we had during early March."YES," exclaimed an excited Phill, throwing a punch in the air."Oh my god," agreed Sue,...