I you ever want to waste 2 hours of your life then go and see 'crank" at the cinema! This was the mistake me and campbell made in Bangkok the other night. We also managed to get ourselves laughed at by everyone in the cinema: sitting near the front we heard some laughing going on behind us just before the start of the film, and turned round to find everybody standing up for the national anthem that was being played over pictures of the king (not elvis)on...

We are online! We had a bit of trouble getting the site up and running but that is sorted now.Bangkok is so busy and polluted. Our hotel is an oasis of calm in comparison, so it is nice to laze by the pool after a hard day exploring. About 50% of the hotel guest seem to be old western guys with young thai girls, I didn't realise so many men did that kind of thing. They look ridiculous and seem to spend their time together sat in an uncomfortabl...