So guys what's Raratonga like? It is the most relaxed place on earth. The malibu adverts (TOTAL GRIDLOCK) could be about this place. There's something called 'Island Time' which involves putting ish on the end of any time. There are two buses on the island..... Clockwise and anti-clockwise!!!!! They run every hour ish you can hail them whereever and get off wherever you want. The taxi we get into town involves a people carrier and a twin cab pick up and just...

SO Here is my first blog. Sorry its been a long time coming, been a bit busy what with the fun and the drinking and the ambulances! Now calm down my lovelies everyone is fine, all fingers and toes present and correct, well almost. So what happened I hear you cry, well it involves, drink, having fun and a swim at night. A group of us thought it would be fun to go swimming across the lagoon, it got dark, we'd had a few and Dave got bitten by something! He bled a l...