Hello Philious,
Hope all is well my brother. In Brazil are we now or still visiting those 'rocky mountains' you promised me? Last 3 weeks of uni.....ever! here mate and I can't fricking wait to be honest for the summer. Looks like the world cup is going to be an abslute shambles though, not sure if you've heard the squad lineup but its p**s poor mate with Rooney basically out, Owen unfit and Crouch up front! Getting through the first stages would be an achievement in itself. What's the best news all year though? No, not your travelling exploits........ No, not Palace getting stuffed 3-0 by Watford in the first payoff leg.........No, not having multiple extensions on my uni work allowing me to comfortably work away in my hole for once and No, not the fact that Jesus is actually a married man (some sh*t like that in the DiVinci Code), but oh yes.......................WEST HAM in the FA CUP! And best of all, it's against the ugliest scousing scum alive. Meaty Harewood step up, put 2 in the back of the net and give Gerrard a good kicking whilst your at it......just no Sheringham penalties please! Good luck amigo. I shall be going to the final this saturday!

How do fellas bad news my nepal, laos cambodia bangkok photo cd doesnt work so im hopin urs will phil or maybe one of the other copies. So what u boys up to now? Andy leeds hav done it!! Hopefully u'll come up west ham need the easy 6 points!!

Since leaving BA we headed for studentville Cordeba where we continued the drinking, however we did miss the World Rally Championship and apparently big Diego playing in a 6-a-side. There i also got another ear plug stuck in the ear, but this was a special silicon ear plug which i am still unable to remove, so im partially deaf in 1 ear.Pardon.plus some bars**d nicked my river plate shirt. From there we head to Iguazu falls which was very pleasant and weve now f***ed off the patanal as its too expensive to head for rio. come on the leeds in the 2nd leg!!!!!!

Holla Amigo EL Bezzo good to hear you arrived home without a scratch, I always had faith in you getting on that plane. I guess it was a bit like the film Fievel Goes West, apart from you went east, and you dont look that much like a mouse(apart from your ears) but im sure somewhere along the way you were chased by a large cat, that much must be true! However Fievel definatley did not eat bacon sandwiches with brown sauce you selfish bar-steward.

Hola amigos, i have returned safely although got ill the day before i left what a lovely trip home it was, hope ur both safe and havent been mugged yet!! My parents thought i would get on the wrong plane they have no faith!! Anyway hope u both enjoy Brazil, and keep safe!! Oh yeah first thing i had whan i got home was a bacon butty with brown sauce.........brilliant!!

At last,the lone musketeer is back home safely (although he has got a dodgy tum and a runny bum!!) The 3 musketeers adventures stop here.........................................for now.

Andy you funny little man, hope you are enjoying the rest of your travels, I have been looking at the pictures, glad to see you have got some of the fit Argie Hostel Manager! Good work! Should have some more of the fit Latino women in general though! Me and Paddy are still trying to get round to putting our pictures onto cd, but either keep forgetting or don't have time, remember, some of us are actually working now! Anyway, let me know when you are eventually in London and I will get my ass into gear and send you the photos!

Im not going to call you BEZZ, but i love you neil. Please be careful with shepard and dan as your sharing a room with them and they have very gay tendencies.

So here i am one lonely musketeer in a foreign land surrounded by strangers lesser men would have cracked by now, but not i, i am a musketeer and must remember that even tho i am far from my brothers, the moto will always remain in my heart ´ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL!´ B safe athos, b safe arimus, and if u ever need me blow the horn of Rohan!! And to every one at home c u in a few days!!

Thats the third and final Beunos Aires photo installment and as you can see its been a mad one. Three hundred Super Panchos, several thousand bottles of Quilmes and 150 litres or red wine later its time to move on and indeed its the end of the three musketeers as we know it. Bez will be remaining in the beautiful Beunos Aires for a further week before returning to old Blighty whilst Myself and Andy take to the shores of Brazil. Its been emotional and if you ask me its not the end of the three musketeers, oh no my friends its only the beginning.........and bez I love you!!

BEZZA! You must be 1 happy hammers fan hope you win it bruv laters Nick

Your my f***ing hero!
well no your not,
but you can think so.
Party your asses off next weekend,
because
what else is there to do?