Hey, bet your playing Beach Boys with the wind in your hair, eating fast food and twinky bars! A good start in US and an omen on how the next few weeks will pan out meeting a mix of jolly nice folk:) Looking forward to seeing you both soon, have fun, be good, get the car back in one piece, don't get arrested.
Have a Nice Day!
Val and Tri-Man-Dan xxx

P.S

No agro from Police as of yet.

But a pizza delivery boy told me to f*** off because i didnt tip him

I have to agree, the opera house is tiny, almost a miniature of what you see on the tv.
I hated Sydney last time i went, but this visit bizarrely ended with me rating Sydney as the no.1 city in Oz. (not that that is too difficult..) It was awesome fun.

We are currently in Sand Diego, after spending a few days in L.A.

Cuz Rob has come out to join us for 4 weeks and we have decided to drive almost 6,000 miles through the southern states to New Orleans, then Nashville and back to LA through the more central and northern states.

Hope all are well back home, we will be back pretty soon ish, looking forward to seeing y'all.

American Highlights so far:

1 - Rob speaking with a so called "reggae" musician on Hollywood Boulevard who was selling his CDs for a dollar. When Rob said he was from Edinburgh, the guy said, "thats germany right??"

2- Again involving Rob. When talking to a homeless guy who was wearing a sign saying, 'spank my ass for a dollar,' he was asked where in Scotland he was from. Rob said Edinburgh, and the guy replied, "is that near anywhere i would know??"
Rob spanked his ass and informed him that Edinburgh was the capital city.

3- Sexually assaulting wax models in Madam Tussaud's, in particular, sucking off Iron Man

See ya x

That opera house is ok, i've never seen it in the flesh, however, i am led to believe it is small, i mean really small, tiny in fact, don't know if you felt the same about it?

I thought the Opera House was really small too. Other people say that as well. It doesn't even look that impressive, does it? I mean, it is cool and an interesting place. But small. Very small.

Agreed

"Curry odour out of our clothes" is NOT racist

"Hopelessly full of Ozzies" IS racist.

So, the doctor's son 'came' in his pants, with a pair if tweezers in his hand asking you to bend over?
Still, it worked out ok! Phew! It's late, will read the other blogs tomorrow!
Well done Katie consoling the kids while fires raged xx

Love the story of how the Taj was built, no better insentive than gold coins to get the sand shifted!
I'm not sure about the pissy omelette tho'.
New Zealand sounds great, are you seen as King and Queen there too?

Hello Y'all!

Sorry for limited convo recently, we have been in New Zealand for the past 10 days oor so in a camper van! the most beautiful place ive ever been too! Picture Lord of The Rings without that t*** Frodo Baggins walking about.

We are behind in all our blogs, we will update them soon!

Matt - saw the footy in Sydney, was AMAZING!!!

Looking forward to catching up onthe soccer etc soon!!!!

Tiiits!!!!

Yo. I'm assuming you saw the football somewhere. It was literally the most incredible end to any football season, ever. Including 89 at Anfield.

City are champs
Arsenal got third

If you need to know more, let me know.

Incredible. Just incredible

2 days of sitting in airports and eatting junk food on route back to Oz. Half way through just 10 hours in Singapore budget terminal... India was fantastic but not long enough :( Will update asap. Love to everyone xxx

Man City 1 Man United 0

Kompany 45 (+1)

83 points each, City top on GD.

City have Newcastle away and QPR home
United have Swansea home and Sunderland away

Jesus titty f***ing Christ, its gonna be tight