I don't think anyone is listening....

Travellers these days, with their real plans and things to do apart from feeding back their experiences to the rest of us who wish we were travelling,.... they don't know they've been born

Blog me up.

Sweden 2 England 3

England one nil up, normal. Came out and collapsed, went two one down. Then he brought on Theo who scored a belter and then set up a Wellbeck winner.

Boom for England

Thought they were quite negative, yeah. But he did start Alex, so good move there.
Texas steaks sound a laugh.
Apparently my pc has a virus (it doesn't) and I have to ask you permission to come online (I don't).
Greece play Czechs today at 5pm, England on Friday I think, later game.
Gotta go to work

Wuuuurd

Mum is trying to set up Skype again apparently. That may take a year or so, even with Lucy's help.

i thought Shevchenko would have a great tourny, that's awesome.

i saw the England result, heard they played quite negatively? either way, 1-1 with France is acceptable.

we are in Texas now, heading to San Antonio tomorrow, then to the worlds biggest water park, called s***terbong.

went to 'k-bobs' steak house tonight, pretty epic steaks.

i have no idea why you are restricted, i dont even know what that means? have you been posting from your phone instead of a computer or something?

when is the next Greece/England games?

spoke to mum on facetime today on Robs ipad, was awesome to see her little face!

Or "spot the under twenty stoner"

Nearly fifteen per cent of Texas is black. Which is 5 times the percentage of Hastings and nearly three times the percentage in Brighton.

Try "spot the vegetarian" instead. That'll be more tricky.

(Or spot the Muslim....)

Rob says hi!

We are in New Mexico today. Ole!!!

heading to Roswell tomorrow to see where the "alien crash" happened a while back.

we are going to be hugely sarcastic and aim to ask the tour guide many many ridiculous questions.

heading to good old Texas in a few days. looking forward to playing, 'spot the black guy.'

I got a court summons and told the cop i won't be here what would that mean. He said it was ok not to go to court as long as i never come back to USA, good enough for me!
Hello Rob! xx

what did the desert cops fine you with uncle kat?

we did do a bit of speeding today, it seems mental to do 65 in a convertible ford mustang. saying that i didnt go over board, and stuck to a STRICT 100mph.... around corners.

Val, just about to eat our first twinky now, but we are trying to watch the carbs and our waist lines. This is McAmerica after all.

Matt, dont be so stupid. why do you keep saying these things.... There are plenty of main land prisons they could pick from too.
lets hope we dont see the inside of any of them.

we are in Arazona. it is 107f, or 42c in real numbers.

our hotel room costs 50 dollars, or about 30 quid in real money.

byeeee x

They like Tips in America.

Tip them.

Or they'll put you in an off shore prison. Even this email could land you in trouble.

Excellent.

Enjoy x

Watch the speed limit, even if you think it's safe to go fast, i got nicked in the Nevada desert, no one around, the only car on the road got fed up with doing 55, and out of nowhere, "Your nicked"