Right...this blog is merely to set the record straight for those of you that think I have been shopping...the top that many are claiming is NOT new and is in fact my kaftan from our honeymoon which I happened to buy in the monsoon sale ages ago!

The reason it was not in my pile is because it was drying from being washed...! I have bought...1 very cheap bikini, 1 very cheap sarong and 1 pair of definately real Dior sunglasses for a steal!! Oh yeah and the very real Lacoste polo shirt for again really cheap!!

After my wife's rant i am now going to take over and inform everybody of the important stuff - what we've been doing!

We hired a jeep (as seen in the photos) in a very British racing green colour! Unfortunately this did not result in an equally impressive performance, but did its job and we took off and saw the whole of Samui. Went swimming at the highest waterfall which was incredible and then went to the Big Buddha which is just huge via the willy rock! Very strange to see a rock so phallic shaped but a sight worth seeing none the less. As you can imagine Em was full of giggles! Big Buddha was awesome - very spiritual place and some nice monks walking about.

We are now in Koh Phangnan sitting in an internet cafe in Haad Rin (after getting the Sea Tran from Samui), the backpacking capital of teh world! Friends is playing in a restaurant opposite whilst every other restuarant has some film playing in the background! The beach however is beautiful, better than Chaweng!

We are actually staying in another part of the island at the Milky Bay resort. Have hired a scooter and hooning it around the island which is great fun. Hope everyone is well and hope to hear from you soon!

Tim and Em xx