You'll be glad to hear that we found Gary the sea turtle and his pals, Spongebob and Patrick and survived the deathly current of the Balinese sea. Sadly, the underwater current didn't so we have no photos to show for it but promise it happened! The desperate, dutch, clingy, traveller (who also happened to be a freakishly able swimmer?!) can vouch for that after he invited himself along to our two man snorkle trip searching for turtles.. we don't actually remember...

This is becoming a chore so please show some appreciation to keep us hyped for writing the story that is our lives. It is tiring living it, let alone writing about it.. We've never been so incredibly hungover that we thought death was likely for at least one of us; until we hit Thailand. If Koh Phangan didn't kill us then going straight to Koh Phi Phi certainly would. However we powered through like gold medalists and decided to go anyway. Half way through the 1...

BLOG # 5 HELLO SAM JONES - YOU THOUGHT WE WERE JOKING ABOUT MENTIONING YOU IN OUR BLOG WHEN WE JUST BUMPED INTO YOU ON THE BEACH. YOU BETTER BE READING THIS AND LINKING IT LIKE YOU SAID YOU WOULD... IF NOT WE'LL HUNT YOU DOWN IN NEW ZEALAND. MWAHAHAHAHA. We are now in Koh Phangan and as you havent seen us for a while we'll start by describing our new appearances. Yes, our new hotel room has 6 very large mirrors which we are SUPER excited about hence this paragra...

BLOG #4 A JAMMY ADVENTURE We'd curry like to start this curry blog by making our deepest apologies about the inappropiate material we posted with our last blog ('Curry is Gay'). We hope this reaches our new - accidentally forgotten - indian curry loving friends. We secretly loved the curries you made us. Yes Raj, we are referring to you. Your butter chicken curry was fantastic! No - not you Raj, the other Raj. No not you again!! The OTHER curry making Raj. Arri...

Thanks for sticking with us - appreciating the comments and love.. We are glad to bring you Blog # 3 J-aipur is G-eeping Arriving in Jaipur after 18 hours sharing a carriage with a belching man we had considerably more time to get off the train than in Mumbai. We arrived in style: backpacks fully strapped, fanny packs well hidden and Eli's sleeping pack tightly rolled and securely fastened. We are so freaking fly you could call us 'Backpackers Angels'! Whilst h...