Self-cleaning clothing

I just wanted to update the rest of the world on a miraculous discovery I've made. As I'm sure you've seen; it appears that I'm wearing the same old clothes day after day. In fact I've found that if you wear a shirt for 2-3 days and it becomes...gamey, push on. Often by the 4th day the shirt will actually start smelling better. If not, it's time to rest that shirt for a day. Apparently clothing gets tired too, so leaving a shirt lying around your car for a day often gets rid of any unwanted odours. The mind reels when I think of all of the money I would have saved had I known this years ago.

These are pearls I'm feeding you here. Jason...out