Hi Baaaabbbbby X
LOL LOL LOL.....i knew that shopwork would come in handy and also hearing of Paulo losing his rag with old ladies in M n S (the anger management did not work either!) GO GAL GO.
THANKS....now everyone will know what the smell is in the hostel loo and stop me from drinking fine roast coffee lol.
I think you forgot something....TOENAILS?!
I am getting jealous now but excited at the same time.....not over the trip....my root problem will be fixed on wed:)
Loads a love and hugs
Mummsy XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Vix
ARRRHHHHH!! No! Mum that is possibly The worst pic of me since the Justin Hawkins phase!!! What the **** am I doing with my pie hole!!!lol.
STOP PRESS!!!! I am thoroughly outraged!!! Spongebob is on, but I cant even understand it coz its in Portuguese!!! AND spongebobs voice over is actually shameful (I shake my head in disbelief!!!)
Mum...as if I would EVER go commando....eurgh!!!! AND of course I am changing my nickers! AND my farts dont smell THAT bad! OK, so they are pretty bad, but not as bad as your coffee saturated piss that lingers around the whole street for anything up to 4 days after excretion!!!!
OK, yeh, I think you were righ Mama...the tone has been thoroughly lowerred! How low can you go!? How low can you go!? (born to hand jive, baby, o....yeh....!)
For anybody that hasnt been informed already, there is GINORMOUS demand for this lovely computing machine in si casa, so although I am trying, I am afraid I cannot email individuals as often as I would like...so I am going to rely on you all to check out my blog entries instead, and I will email any specific personal messages when I can!!
Jeezzz...E frica, frica, frica!!! (I talk, talk, and talk!)
I will leave this perfectly formed message board now, as the line is beginning to blur between my actual blog entries and my messages...its all you's faults!!!!!
luv yall!!!!!
xxxxxxx
Sharona Aka Mummsy
check out the pics vic lol X
Sharinhosa Aka Mummsy
Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwah.....Mummsy has finally arrived with her brazilian name!
How are you? Had a good laugh reading wot i missed over the past few days arguing with NTL and BA...but result hey?
Sounds like it is a great place to be...19 days and we get nearer to our leaving date...New York watch out! Oh, that reminds me...hey you peeps....taznshaz have no messages on their message board as yet....get your asses into gear and start posting OR ELSE...
(yep, i know we have not left yet, but that is just a small incidental point lol).
Anyway vic, my favourite soup is Chicken....you should have already gathered that from the size of the tin in the cupboard before you left.....god, im going to have to walk up some hills to get rid of those calories!
Hey...tell Robert Wagner to keep his sticky hands off you or i am coming to get him in Sept and show him what a tortoise looks like from the inside lol...only joking....can you get him to make me a dolphin and Paul wants a porpoise...any other orders gals?
Lynzi is not online at the moment, but she txtd me yesterday and asked me to give you all her love and will chat to you soon....i know vic, im all over the place at the moment with my random message lol.
Things i have missed about vic so far: her telling me off for leaving light switches on,telling me off for leaving the shower on, telling me off for behaving like Kevin (or Perry) on speed and exclaiming that she is not from the loins of someone who tells the time by T.V programmes (it is Emmerdale time at the moment lol) or my "made up" words i.e alakasham:) Also missing our little chats and the sound of her music blaring from the bedroom.NOT MISSING: her stinky bum (made worse since she turned veggie!) and the make-up all over the walls:)
I have txtd emma and Gucci is settling down now, so that is good...although i have 2 surrogate dog's at the moment, who are shedding their hair all over and making my small humps look like mount vesuvias!
Next random topic should be....wait for it....toenails lol...tone is going to go down now Vic:)
Anyway, i expect a long loving message from you telling me how much you love me and miss me and that even though you are having a fantastic time, you are "lost" without mummsy's words of wisdom! (ok, lets keep it real here, mummsy's word of wisdom circa 1989).
I will send a private email to remind you of the little things that will almost certainly embaress you, and stop you from even acknowledging that i am your mother lol.
Keep slapping the suncream on, keep changing your knickers and remember to keep having a brilliant time.
Love you tons
Mummsy XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
P.S Amber do not encourage Paulo in any way....i am in regular contact with his psychiatrist and he reckons that encouraging him is detrimental to his mental health.
P.P.S Jan, stop encouraging my daughter to go commando...you would not do this if you realised that it is a small piece of material keeping the smell in (well almost!).
P.P.P.S Emma, see you next week....am saving for my trip and you are allowed to share a pizza with James or have a Meal Deal to share from Boot's:) Only joking...you can have a pizza and a drink:)
Paulo
Hey ALL,
As Vic is in Brazil, we should all visit this site, www.minimalsworld.net/BrazilName/brazilian.shtml
and discover what our Brazilian name would be!!!
Paulo
HEY Vix,
Glad you got the backpack, even though the pacsafe was with it rather than on it!!! Bit weird, especially as it hadn't been opened. Maybe the number of complaints i had made and the fax to the Chief Executive of BA stopped someone from smelling your knickers....or maybe they could smell them through the backapck so abandoned their wicked plan for some that you hadn't farted in....LOL
Sharona should get on here today.....after another complaint or two to NTL!!!
Then you best beware cos she's lots to say.
Anyway....look you've got us all saying it now....i think the next subject should be the words that people use all the time during conversations....such as "anyway".
I've just text your mum...her fave soup is chicken...so maybe we can move on!!!
XmwaX
Vix
Yes...Yes...I do feel like a geek for posting 2 messages on my own board after one another, but I have some great news 4 yall!!!
MY BACKPACK HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!WOOOOOHOOOOO!!!
(I never thought that I would get so emotional about seeing a pair of my own nickers!lol.)
Any-wayz...only 4 friekin days late, BA (does that happen to be an initialism-haha-dig the English Language A level terminology lol-for British Airways?? Or perhaps Brainless Asses?) Only jokin! I know that these things do happen, and, to be fair, I should ALWAYS expect that therefore, these things WILL happen to me, just to be on the safe side!!! (Given my track record for random occurrances of events-yes, I could be referring to a certain blue rinse I somehow aqcuired!)
I digress....as I often do...as you all know...SHUT UP AND GET ON WITH IT VICKY!!! lol.
Mum...if you are online yet, or if Paulo (Paul, this is you, just in case you were wandering! I thought it may be fun to give everyone Brazilian names-just because...) they somehow managed to get my packsafe off! I dont know how, or why they actually bothered, actually, as from the looks of things, the bag aint even been openned! (Maybe they were going to, and then realised this may cause large-scale disaster!)
Hmmm...Rosie just handed me something tasty, Im not quite sure what it is...it is in a cup, I think it is coconut and sugar with hot water...with a spoon so you can eat the stuff at the bottom...nice,whatever it is!
I really might as well have written another entry rather thatn this, shouldn't I? I'm such an ass....
Anyway, again, they returned my backpack, sleeping bag, and packsafe all in working order! Im waiting for a courier to come now to deliver some cold, hard cash-apparently it is arriving in afew hours-but I have a Portuguese lesson before that anyway.
(Deliverring cash to the door- now thats what I call service!)
Hopefully it will be a worthwhile amount, and not a stingy tenner, which will be crap!
Anyway, I always say anyway, don't I?
Anyway...lol.
Going now am I, in Yoda-speak.
luv yall...dont forger to msg me back!
mmmwwwaaa!!!! xxxxxx happy backpack 2 ya! happy backpack 2 ya! happybackpack!!! lol.
Vix
No, Paul!! Only hardcore embracers pogo on random occassions when the beloved embrace are on-at the gig, then fair enough, but in the volunteer house???I didn't want to totally alienate myself from the group now, did I?!?!lol.
Oh...Amber, Amber, Amber...I don't know!!lol. Who's idea was it to get this hamfisted girl on an engineering degree?! lol.
But there again...who's idea was it to send me around this crazy planet with just a backpack!!! (which I don't even have!!!) lol.
Yeah, Mutter needs to get her ass down onto this message board!! I'm lovin' this message board, by the way, it is amusing me so!!
However when my Sharona arrives here it is highly likely that nobdy wl undstnd her abrvatns anyway!!! lol.
Hurry up Mum- the soup hath run dry!! Can Paul just ask what Mum wants to say about soup and then post it?
I hate to be impatient, but....actually, no, that is a total lie!! I love to be impatient!!! All together now..."Why are we waiting...?! la la la la la la...! lol.
Anyway, somebody!!Quick! Think of anothet convo!- I will scweam and scweam and scweam til Im sick (loud enough to burst your ear drums in the UK!!) if my message board starts to become boring!!
Keep on posting peeps!!
Luv yall!!!
mwa!!! xxxxxx
Paul
Oi Amber (aka mushroom head) LOL!!!! Sharon hasn't posted cos she's not got internet access at the mo!!! LOL
She should get it today so then watch her go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amber
thanx vic i now have to hang my head in shame- in a big way- mushroom hair cut suited me actually scraggy wig girl!!!!!
have you recovered the baggage as yet babe???
as for the toaster- told you i hadnt blown anything or anyone up for a bit!!!!! eeeehhhhh im not safe bubble wrap me now. and tell your mum to get posting im unimpressed if hamfist here can do it so can sharon!!!!!
xxxxxxxxxxx
Paul
Hey Vic,
Am i that predictable about Embrace LOL?? I hope you were pogo'ing when it came on!!!
BTW, you can't change the subject yet, cos your mum hasn't posted about it yet??
Anyway, off for another day quarelling with BA about your bags!!!!
Speak soon
Paul x
Vix
HAHA!! This is what I like to see...total randomness in progress!!!lol.
In answer to somebodys question, mushroom soup and hair both have the common factor of amber aka hamfist!!!
Yes, tis sad to say, but poor ms Dean did once suffer from that terrible image affliction- the mushroom-bowl haircut!!! hahahaha...
I dont know what Im laughing foe though, anybody who knew me circa 2000, or has (unfortunately) seen photographic evidence will know that I once resembled that cerrazzy lycra-clad screacher of a man- Justin Hawkins(the darkness)
OMG- stop press!! Paul, EMBRACE ARE ON A RANDOM BRAZILIAN TV SHOW-ASHES TO BE PRECISE!!
Sorry to everyone else!! But Paul will get such cheap thrills about that and can post it to all the other embracers on the embrace forum!!lol.
hmmm...not too sure about brazilian soup... I havent seen any yet, but I will keep my winkers peeled!
Never mind dental floss bottoms on ladies- Ive not encountered any of those yet! Its the men! On the way to the Hippie market the other day, I seriously saw about 5 men walking down the street in speedos! And it wasnt actually that hot! I found this quite funny, but I dont know if it is the norm here?
Anyway, I think somebody should suggest another topic...if not, I would like to propose the topic...how is it humanly possible to set a damn toaster on fire?!?!lol (Amber......)
Anyway, luv yall.
speak again soon
mwa!!!!
xxx