I wouldnt usually admit to it.... but at least i didnt have a netto carrier bag.... (mainly cos they cost 5p and i couldnt afford it!!!!!!)
ahhhhhh not to worry!!!!! pix r top will send them when i get email address!!!
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Paulo And Sharinhosa
Evening All,
Time for bed now cos we are soooooo tired after such a mad busy week.
Dieto, sharon's e-mail addy is on its way to you privately and we are waiting with bated breath for those pics!!!!! LOL
No doubt Vicky is probably at some party or something now cos its almost 7 in the evening thereLOL
Note from Sharona (how many different names can one person have??) Amber, NEVER admit to shopping in Netto, I did it once and Vicky made me put the carrier bags straight in the bin and promise never to go public with a Netto carrier bag again, in fact people admit to syphillis before shopping there!!!!
Have a good weekend everyone if you don't read this til Monday, otherwise, we'll probably be on here again tomorrow.
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PS Paul's toenails on his little toes have that fungal nail syndrome......but he doesn't shop at Netto!
Dieto Aka Amber
vix- go on that brazillian website.... the one with the names and type in my exes full name- you know his first name- surname elwell..... result- i couldnt have said it better myself!!!!!
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Dieto Aka Amber
i like my name i think although it bears little or no resemblence to my own!!! anyway having just read vix journal for yesterday i feel it would be rude not to comment.... firstly how on gods earth (&*$$%%&%%argh) did you let yourself out without a map, an sos alarm and a bloody bar of chocolate- you my girl are NOT known for your sense of direction!!! but if you happen to learn sonme before i get to meet up out there- please do me "an idiots guide to..." i know the feeling regarding the toy story 2 incident i feel like that around about 6 times a day... but look on the bright side vic @ least u arent green... well your feet are but... (i digress)
OMG they have scally chavs in brazil- well i hope theyre better looking than the ones over here... class moment today in morrisons in eccles...went shopping for some grub- and i turned round for literally ten seconds to pick up some milk and some little grunt had ran off with my trolly.... why oh why i hear you ask... yes thats what i asked too!!! i mean does he really want to have to go and pay for some pasta, chicken and a box of tampons??????
MESSAGE for SHARONA- see its not just me who have netto moments- vic had one too!!!! for any one who is unfamiliar with the netto moment scenario (i had things on my mind and did it three times in one day) i get to the till with all my coppers that i had grabbed of the desk at work and am carfully counting them out and wait for it 40p short- IN NETTO of all places... and then some scally who looked like he'd just escaped from strangeways offered to pay... I HAVE NEVER BEEN SOOOOOO EMBARRASSED. Quick tarmac swallow me up. i never could speed walk. then did the same in the petrol station that didnt take sodding credit cards and finally in the car park on the way home from the airport... i would still be there now- thank you sharon and paul for bailing me out there.....
Anyway now ive waffled for ever and ever im off!!!
Love you lots :)
PS whats sharon and pauls email address???? got some pictures that may interest them... (sorry vix)
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Beth
hi hope you are enjoying brazil
Dieto (Amber)
other than vix going commando?????????????????????????? cannot think of too much to say- im going to grace the pub with my presence as feeling thoroughly depressed.... someone cheer me up pllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.
love ya lots babe!!!!!!!!!!
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Deito (Brazillian Version) Aka Mushroom
well what can i say hahahahahahaha vix you have mouldy foot syndrome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i thought veruccas were bad!!! just thought i would tell you vic- height of hamfistnedness... i blew up the kettle today-then the freezer defrosted itself ALL over the sodding floor - i came home to mouldy fish today that smell worse than vix farts. im blooming jinxed!
i must say my toenails are in perfect working order- they perform wonderfully (what do toenails do???? well whatever they do they do it at A* grade)....hang on need to reread what has been said- will be back...
Mummsy
Toenails: Mine are perfect in every way...they are a masterpiece, fine art in fact....i am going to take a pic of them and post them on our site, just to remind me of what they looked like, im sure when they come back from a world trip, they will appear to belong to an aged tramp, with no idea of how to file, let alone remove cuticles and paint Sniff Sniff....i am getting all worried now, maybe i should cancel the trip in favour of my feet?
Hugs
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Paulo
And for when you get bored, try this.
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/wimbledon_2003/tardis_tennis/default.stm
Paulo
I warned you all that she had alot to say!!! LOL
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Vix
hahahahahaha i know that I literally just logged off, but My Name is Earl is on, and they are talking about cutting off his manky toes!!! What a coincidence!!lol
Why do I always encounter really relevant things to write about as soon as I log off?!?! Darn it!!!!
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Vix
Hmmmm....toenails....what can I say, really- that they are generally really skanky!?lol.
I am afraid that even after a short time in Brazil...and only 2 actual days spent in the project...i have the dreaded...FAVELA FOOT!!!!!!!AAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This doesn't essentially effect ze toe nails as such, but engulfs THE ENTIRE FRIEKIN' FOOT in a thick layer of general grime and crustation!! (even when you dont even have flip flops on!!! Its actually quite strange!! And no matter how much one may scrub and wash ones tootsies it never.goes.away.
You just have to learn to accept and enbrace it...I am still finding this quite challenging....so Mum, good luck with the eminent attack of your favela feet....we all know how anally retentive you are about you're pedicures!!!lol.
Love u
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