Christmas Morning - 12:09am: Santa: "Ho ho ho.. Merry Christmas!" Vern: "Hey Santa, you found us in Phnom Penh huh?!" Santa: "I sure did. Now let's see here... hmmm.. says here you two haven't been very good this year?" Vern: "Really? I mean we're rather nice people." Santa: "Yeah well, it says you've been galavanting around the world... on a really long holiday. Contributing nothing to society." Vern: "Uh.. hmmm... well what about our blog, that's a contri...

Andrea: Another day, another bus ride, but this one was different! This was the first bus in Asia where they actually used the large TV screen in the front and, boy, was it exciting! The movie was 'Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus' and it was glorious. It was dubbed terribly with tinny Cambodian voices with English subtitles, and Vern figured the special effects were done on a high schooler's home PC while he worked after school as an intern for the film. It was accurat...