Thought I'd add an update since it has been over 8 years since my last message.

I love farts.

Ahhhhhh, as i type you will be getting ready for departure. In a mere 10 hours 45 mins you'll be back from your holiday. I can't wait to play you the recordings of my violent wind attacks, the video's of our drunken shenanigans...my favourite being the kebab shop on christmas eve. KP1 was just being ridiculous, he would not be quiet even when asked politley. Then, out of the blue 'mr kebab owner with big moustache' smashed his cabbage grabnbers onto the worktop..."please my friend, i cannot hear" yet in the blink of my sphincta, fizzness leapt into the air with those hollowed words "silence" - and there was! Never in all my life has the kebab shop been so busy yet so silent. Thank you sir fizz. Neil and Kid, you'll have to recap me on what you have done over the last year. I've been too bust designing new drinks such as the Dominic Special Deluxe. You boys will like it, it has a slight kick to it! In the final analysis, all i can say is "WAP birds eye sold unilever yoplait frozen peas toothpaste probiotic prebiotic full of fat captain BE bronze statue in foyer c*** ". Good bye, have a nice flight, see you later aligator.

Mr Parker, seeing as I won't be surfing on Saturday or Sunday, I'll take this opportunity to say "Welcome home, you old b*****" and see you hopefully on the 12th of May if not before.

Howdy Guys!

It was great to see you last week in San Francisco.

"I've been to the hood man!"

It was a great week. The pictures that you took are very good. You are regular people.

"Sausalito regular people!"

Hopefully see you on the 24th.

Fizz.

Hey Boys!

It was great catching up with you both last week, I had a great time!! I can't believe you got the pic of the spoon doing the handstand!? Was that the same guy from the one we saw I wonder?! I look forward to seeing you both on the 24th and lets home nobody chases me down the road with an umbrella!!!

Ham

ps Stay away from the "Hood" boys!!

As you all know I will be back in good old blight in 1 week!!

I know that you are all following my life like a virtual reality TV show afterall.

Be seeing you soon

Hey Neil,

Betcha can't wait to get back to dear old Blighty eh? Can ya, can ya? You're gonna have to spend another year just catching up with all the folks here :o)

See you when you get back
x

I've not forgotten about your photos, its just that they are home in scotland at the mon, so you will have to wait!! As for the obese fat girls, why change a habit of a lifetime!! In thoery we should all be doing better without the "machine" taking all the girls!! But guess now we can't even use that excuse!disgrace!!

Can't wait until you boys come back. It will be soooo awesome.

Hello people,

Well 3 weeks today we fly home. Noooooooooooooo, I don't want it to end but will be great to see everyone.
Ham & Fizz - looking forward to seeing you all in San Fran, will be a blast!
Milne - No more flags yet but I am expecting big things from the yank women and that doesn't refer to the majority of them being obese!

As for the rest of you. Hope everything is well, if you are still travelling enjoy it whilst it lasts. For those back in the harsh reality of working life, I will be joining you very soon but not before signing on! I have to get my beer money from somewhere!

Hey Boys,

Looking forward to seeing you soon! Will you be in San Fran by Sat 4? I am having dinner over the other side of the bay with the family and you are both invited. Let me know so we can add you to the party. Either way see you soon for a few beers!!!

Ham

Any more international flags been added to the collection???