not sure what to make of that one matt! but if you're ever unsure tom, i'd say just run!!

Well, Matty has certainly provided a unique insight into Native tribes, it's a lesson for us all....

Heya Tom sounds like your having a quality time enoying the sights and such like. Hope u continue to enjoy your trip , but please take my advice , dont piss off the locals as the following story will explain...........

Tom while on his 'intrepid travels' was stumbling through the jungle with his travelling friend when they were set upon by a band of native warriors.
They were taken back to the village and put before the Chief.
The Chief, angry at the travellers , gives them the choice of DEATH or BUNGA - BUNGA.
Toms friend, not wanting to die, decides he will choose BUNGA - BUNGA.
He is taken to the center of the village and bent over a large barrel, after which all of the warriors take turns Sodomizing him.
After the warriors were satisfied with him, he was let go.
Mean while Mr Pinny was brought before the Chief.
"DEATH or BUNGA - BUNGA" bellowed the Chief, "What will it be?"
After seeing what happened to his companion, Tom said, " You savages can screw yourselves. I will take DEATH!!!"
"Fine" says the Chief. "It will be DEATH by BUNGA - BUNGA..."

I will be posting more stories and helpful advice later on - Matt

hey thomas, everything still looking amazing! now you know how naive and un-cultured i am, so i'm quite impressed with vietnamese opera! how was it? quite formal, good job you took some smart clothes! umm water puppets, again not sure how that would work but i love punch and judy! though for me it usually involves sand and icecream rather than a pond and night lamps! but whatever! hehe keep the pics coming they're brill! tish x x

Hi Tom, thought you might be missing Sunday dinners at Billing road but the photo of dinner with the hill tribe seems to on a par with our meal times.The photographs are amazing-Andy is packing his walking boots as I write! Actually I am awaiting his return from a heavy night in Matlock on someones leaving do - guess we wont get much sense out of him for the rest of today! We got told off by Chris for having some friends back on Thursday evening and making too much noise!!!! He obviously doesn't hear himself un the shower! Claire working today and we are going to Cambridge tomorrow. Keep having fun! Wendy xx

Its so good to hear from all these people while i'm away! Thanks for all the wonderful updates from home, and making me laugh and smile! Keep it coming. T x

Hey Tom, got your site address from Lisa so am writing to you all the way from now sunny Moscow, after nearly 3 months of constant snow and negative temperatures down to -18 now +10 feels practically tropical! I had no idea that you were off on an exciting adventure too! Vietnam is definitely on my list, touch wood I make it home from the Trans-Siberian, we are going to Mongolia and China on a train so should make it back to England mid-June! take care, have amazing times, we should meet up and swap crazy stories when we are both back in good old Northants!!!!

once again mr pinny, you have dragged me kicking and screaming from my work to look at your glorious (as lisa puts it) pictures. wow they're sooo cool. please bring me a liitle child home, omg, sooooooo kute!!!!
what were you eating on that tiny table? woah looked so cool. anyway, cant wait to see your next pictures. hope your having loads of fun xxx love ya

Hey baby, this Lauren's e-mail [email protected], she would love it if she could go on that lovely long list of yours to recieve the forward e-mails! Lots of love.....keep going baby, it all looks sooooo good!!

Heya Honi!!!

Wow all those photos are glorious! (Ive decided this word is not used enough and therefore feel appropriate!), its sureal looking at them, youv already been there a week and all the stuff experienced already is so amazing! You're emails are v entertaining, thank you! And the ppl over there seem so giving and welcoming!! Thats why wen you come back i shall strive to take you on tours and make special northampton delicacys such as...I'l work on that, ive got until summer! And until then i hope you enjoy every moment!
Love ya monki! xxxx