WHOA THERE 1990s!! I'M WATCHING A VHS RIGHT NOW!! It's a French version of Mulan...And I can understand it!! That must mean that things are working! Ok, so I'm going to make this quick cos I realize that what I've written in the past is a wee bit loooooooong! Today we had French class (duhh) and watched the film "L'auberge Espagnole" which is pretty good cos it has alot of English in it too! We did some verb conjugations and I caught a glimpse of...

SEX, CHOCOLATE, SAUDIS & CANADIANS... This will be a short one today... Today I woke up to the sound of France...or rather the boat leaving for France, Evian to be specific (I'm guessing that's where the water's from!), and to the Swiss beginning their daily ritual of being busy. I lurched my near free of jetlag'd ass out of bed to the shower to try out my newly purchased Swiss shampoo, complete with French, German, and Italian instructions on how to do...

SWISS DOORS AND CANADIENNE w****S!!!!!! Ok...first day of class...complete!! But first I wanna go over a few rules I was presented with upon my departure by a dear BFF of mine, Robert Higgins. The rules, as dictated to me, are as follows... 1) drinking with at least one person who does not speak english 2) waking up in someone elses hotel room 3) make at least one person understand that canada does not condone the actions of that show boating wench in la...

I'M HERE I'M HERE I'M HERE I'M HERE!! I'm sitting here eating dinner with the Japanese guy who's taking French too, and is living with the same family as me, and I've come to the conclusion that Japanese and French are very hard to make coherent. No offence Aki, but Je ne comprend pas! It's kinda like Soy Sauce on a baguette, some people could do it, but it doesn't make sense on your end. But before I get into the living arrangements, let's get back to where...