JK The three amigos world tour is officially over! Keightley is back!

greek I hope you've still got my stuff u wookie!

JK All of my photos have now been uploaded so i guess that marks the end of my backpacking. Im now enjoying a proper holiday on the beach with Rach in Koh Samui, although the weather is doing its best to disrupt us. We hired a moped yesterday and drove around the island (i even agreed to let Rach drive for a short distance). Visited the aquarium and tiger zoo and got a photo feeding a tiger, which was fairly scarey. Also went on an elephant trek and got some more good photos. So we're feeling rather productive about yesterday so we're gonna treat ourselves to a day of nothingness by the pool and on the beach. See you soon

Jk Row, may i remind you that it is still the monsoon season here so i may not come back as tanned as you would expect. Larry, im back in a week so you can stop worrying about the entertainment for xmas eve!

Larry Jk, are you back in time for the traditional piss up at the white horse on xmas eve?

row still no tan then!? u r so white!

G JK u look like the cheese poof off emmerdale holding that gun. Get on msn son.

Everyone who knows Jack We agree with neil and the musketeer

One of the Musketeers Excuses, Excuses, Excuses and lies. Firstly Tenpin bowling - i looked cooler - U turned up ur jeans wearing all in one red,yellow,green and blue bowling shoes (let the pics decide).Secondly i was not 10 yards-maybe a couple of yards but by the time it was my go it was pitch black - i was going on pure instinct and that instinct beat ur accuracy.Also u now claim an 80% hit ratio whereas the message b4 it was a 70% on the revolver- make up ur mind (this surely proves that u are a liar.) Thirdly -b******s about the visor- i was wearing big clumpy sandals and didn't know when i was accelerating or braking and i only hit u off the course after slowing down for u because i was too bored racing on my own. And finally We drank the same amount of beer and shots- as soon as the free shots were being handed out i was the first to react and take up the oppotunity - surely my reputation speaks for its self. The Manhunter lookalike would back me up on that one. I hate u too jack and i hope in rains on those bloody islands.

JK Matthews your such a gay, and everyone knows it. Im so glad ive finally left you. I feel better already. And your lies sicken me. Ok, i will admit to the loss in the bowling, but it was close and at least i looked cool whereas you looked rubbish. Now more importantly the shooting range. Let it be known that i was a good 10 yards further from the freddy mercury target, so it is only right that you should have a better hit ratio. Id like to see you try the revolver, my hit ratio was like 80%. And the go-karting was a farce as well, seeing that my visor was blacked out and stuck in the down position impairing my vision in the already challenging conditions of nightfall. Again you were only expected to win that one, and may i remind you that you only just won it after barging me off the track on the last corner. So onto the boozing. You know forewell that you didnt drink the same volume as me. Whilst you were dancing with the hookers and the manhunter lookalike, i was consuming vast quantities of malt whiskey with our new european friends (at least they're honest and dont need to make up lies to make oneself feel better!!!!). In closing; you are scum Matthews and i hate you. May your travels be most unpleasant.

Greek Jack is officially a loser- After whipping he's arse at tenpin bowling (AJM -126,JK-123), then firing more bullets with a russian Uzi at a freddy mecury target (AJM - one in the head, one in the liver and one on the armpit- JK one in the nipple) and then beating him at night on the Go-Karting track - that sameday we drank exactly the same amount of beer and he's sick TWICE (one of them at the killing fields- very appropiate Jack).I've now left him so I thought i better abuse him.

jk Had a minging day today. Woke up at about 11am and was supposed to be going out with our motobike drivers to see the Killing Fields and S21 genocide museum, but i was suffering from a monumental hangover. Threw up before leaving the hostel and again at the killing fields, but i only have 1 day here so i had to continue with the tour. Still feeling very ropey and im up at 6 am tomorrow for the boat ride up to Siem Reap. Killing fields and s21 were shocking, got some horrible images. We also stopped off at our guides uncles hut for lunch. It was really cool, but they tried to get me to have a beer which, at the expense of offending them, i turned down. My driver then let me drive the motorbike to the museum. I was driving for about 10 minutes in the city, bobbing and weaving all the other drivers. It was cool, but im surprised he let me drive after he saw me throw up at the killing fields. Yesterday was also quality. We went to the shooting range and go-kart track. I fired an AK47 and a colt revolver. It was good fun but expensive and over very quickly. I had more luck with the revolver from 25 metres - hit the target 70% of the time. Go karting was pretty exciting but by this time it was dark and visibility was low. I am ashamed to say that i came last (and was nearly lapped).

Jon Howdee just thought id put a message on as i havent for ages. Sounds like ur still having fun, surprised they let you fire a gun though. What Row says is true he is still pretty fat. Uni is cool still not really working and still drinking far too much. hi its jonnys flat mate thats pissin him off hope ur hsvin fun dude xxx

jk Cheers mate, no worries about the health. Greek and i went for a jog on the beach in Mui Ne the other day for about half hour and it was ok - so im clearly not drinking enough beer out here! Just got back from the Cu Chi Tunnels, they were pretty interesting, but nowhere near as cool as firing the machine guns on the shooting range. I couldnt even tell if i hit the targets. Going to Cambodia tomorrow and we're planning on firing some serious weapons in Phnom Penh (Mum will be so proud).

row alright m8, didnt have a league game last week played peterborough A team {1s and 2s) and beat them 24-17. played yesterday away at mens own and won 31-9. they had most of possession but we scored all the tries 4 in total. larry got 2, one which started from our own 22. aidie got 1 and denty got one. was his 1st game bk 4 6 weeks. we played well. no cup game yet but we've got bugbrooke in 1st round of the alliance cup! hope u arent wasting away too much. its foooking hard getting the oldfitness bk i tell thee!