Dirty Rect and Jaime
How are things? So you got to Hong Kong? Well I cant tell you too much about the nightlife - as I was there to run a marathon I didnt sample it - although Singapore would be a diff story. Stayed in HK only for 4/5 days - in Kowloon. Go up Victoria Peak, some good views up there. Get the boat out to the outlying islands as well, some of them are OK. I think HK island is best for bars. If you are feeling bored you can run the marathon course - my boss just did 3.16 out there beating my time by 4 mins - really pissed off....

Otehrwise - things ok here. Sacrificed my Sunday morning lie in to play at FILTHY Herne Bay on Sunday morning - where it commenced to snow. Anyway we won the relegation battle to keep us up so it was worth it - maybe - I did sleep there and back though. Other things - I've been asked to relocate to Singapore on a permanent basis which I am not mustard to do. I'll let you know what develops there.

Anyway fcking busy so better go. Got some snaps from your wedding they are good. Take care and enjoy Asia - I might be out there soon...

Bsh

Hi guys!
I do not know how you'll ever be able to re-integrate normal life after this... Take care and enjoy; it looks fabulous!
Love ,
Ghislaine

Jaime ,could you work a long day on thursday this week ...? we will let 6448 know

Cheers Rancid. As for Bsh and Robbie and the boys in the hood, it is hardly surprising that they have taken up jogging..anything else was just too hard for their hand-eye coordination. Jogging is relatively an easy thing to do, but did Pommie tell you about the time he was jogging home after a big night out on the beers and decided to see how far he could run with his eyes closed? Well, you don't have to be Einstein to figure out there was a hit and run with an Oak tree, very stupidly parked on the nature strip. Don't worry Bsh, I got him back. I will send you the sawdust soon. Horps

Hi the morgans! Told you this website was easy to set up. Don't worry we're not stalking you, just came across your website when searching for a friends. Looks great. Hope you're having fun!

Sometimes I wonder whether I'm capable of anything other than DMA banter too.... anyway. I've had enough of this ``trying to put on weight and therefore not running lark'' final straw was Jamesie telling me he's gonna have another bash at all those triathlons in the summer - he's after my time. So the other day I pulled on the old trainers for the first time in about 8 months - didn't feel too bad actually. Maybe I'll rock up to Stratford too...

Aggs - cool - we'll speak to yu sunday and yes I can confirm that Alex has been poncing around in his undies on national tv - including a leopard skin g-string. Apparently he even roared at one point. Some people will do anything for money.

Manlio - yu can't accuse people of having no chat and then tell a bacon and mushroom joke like that...

Rsh: Bsh never could handle the hills - that's the place to make him hurt....

Bsh: If you lose to your borther you'll never forgive yourself.

Mitch: You doing this half-marathon too?

Alex: I didn't know about the bungee bet - I'll remind Jaime of that and yeah we did the zorbing yesterday - two of us in a ball filled with water. Madness.

All: You checked out the new snaps?? Jaime's particularly pleased of the one with her and the cast of Home and Away..... sometimes that ring on the finger feels as heavy as Frodo's.

Hi Guys - Just spoke to Peens as she is about to get on the plane back to NZ and we're going to arrange a conference call (of sorts) for Sunday when you are with her so maybe we'll actually get to speak to each other properly! I am currently fighting for custody of the humping dog you sent to us for our B-days so I need your support - loads of love.

Quick question for Alex - is it true that you have been modelling briefs on daytime TV or is that all just a vicious rumour??

Alright family, glad to hear all is well!! Finally got some work, on a temping contract at the mo, but looks like jim lusty's company are gonna hire me which is a result!!! Waiting to hear about the pilot stuff still, being very slow about it. Had a few brutal weekends on the pop recently. Just been introduced to sunday drinking at the pitcher and piano on Fulham rd, you can get away with anything in there, so as you can imagine behaviour was up to a typical standard. Ended up in A and E for the second time in about three weeks, but this time it was dan gadsden who decided to fracture his knuckle falling over in a drunken stuper. Very amusing!! Take it those glacier photos were on franz joseph. Beautiful place. Make sure you do the old Zorbing up on the north island at Rotarua if you can, but i think you might have already passed it. And Lake Taupo does a 15,000 ft skydive which is alot of fun. And Nick, make sure if Jaime hasn't done one yet, get her to bungee jump of Auckland bridge when you get there, she promised me she would!! Anyways, take care guys, catch up soon, Alex

Hi Nick and Jaime

How do you know the guys below? I met Mitch and Rod - they are both slightly strange. And as for Bsh..he's got no chat. Although I think Manlio is a really top guy. Anyway enjoy your adventure and keep on putting those beers away.

Billy

Hi Nick and Jaime

What's with all this bacon & mushroom chat from Ben, Rod and Mitch? Bet you're tired of their stinky chat so here's a Michael Jackson joke instead:

Q. What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?

A. Throw him a buoy!

Anyway enough of that. Have a great time and I pity you if you run into anyone with worst chat than the mugs below.

Manlio

Hi Nick and Jaime

Looks like you've had one hell of a memorable honeymoon. Make the most of it, as its colder than an Eskimo's chuffer here in London at the moment!

Regarding the Shearer boys run - I do have to say that it was Ben that looked closest to chundering on their return!

Don't spend too much in SE Asia you'll need to save some money for a nice little game of poker when you get back!!!

Later Mitch

Hello Rekt

Don't believe a word Ben says. You should have heard him puffing and panting up Beckenham Hill, really struggling he was!!

Hope all is well out there, hello to Jaime if you read this, glad you've finally put a message up. Me and J Morg were beginning to wonder if you had the ability to type anything other than DMA banter!!!

Rob