Hmmmm by the looks of the last post .... sta travel are censoring my posts so that they make even less sense than usual??

Things to do in New York, New York:

Go to the giant peach stone house that and his insect friends live in (central park).
Visit the Daily Bugle hand a picture of Spidey to J.Jonah. on.
Visit Prof. X school for gifted children.
Beat up a Warrior before he gets back to Coney Island.

oh the list goes on.............

Mr Morrison.
Welcome back.
We missed you.

I can confirm that he has enslaved the hedgehogs.

How can this be?

For he IS the Kwizatz Haderach!

????? You are coming back ??????

There is nothing for you here Hedgehog I have enslaved your entire rodent race! They work in my spice mines now. (Yes the precious spice.). You are not the Fremin and your kind has lost their right to be the chosen ones of the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster! 2007 shall be the YEAR OF THE BADGER!!!!!

MWA HA HA HA!!!

Well that and the weather is cr.ap, TVs cr.ap and theres still plenty more world for you to explore.

Now go! So that I can continue to live my life vicariously.

I couldn't agree more.

Before this message board becomes obsolete I would like to say that the person behind the winking stoat sounds like a real sad b******

Found a computer that works!  Astonishing!  Shame I still can't put pictures on the website, but I'll do that in a few days when I get home.

Oh dear, it's all kicking off on here now...

Dunno what I'm going to do when I get back, but I'll probably be moving somewhere else. [Diplomacy mode: on] I shall look into all possible avenues of employment when I find out where I'm going to end up. Please don't fight, people, it's nearly Christmas.

Dear Alasdair, Lloyds are a fabulous company to work for whatever anyone else might say. Give my mobile a phone - what have you got to lose? 07984 613502. Hope you had a good trip. Look forward to speaking with you. Kind regards, Tom.

Re: Jeremy maybe discussing Tim Arnot the arsea manager for Haemorrhoids in Fife.
Sarumal - remember that you came up with the most marvellous description of Alien Godd as not being able to find her own erse with both hands and an atlas. I have to say that this was much more subtle than my own "Alien 'Totally F'ing Useless' Godd", but essentially amounts to the same thing.
I'd like you to imagine something if you will. Imagine Alien was one tenth as competent as you and I (and everyone else) know her to be (although ten times more incompetent might be more accurate). Imagine she wasn't actually a pharmacist. Imagine she had no concept of ethics, honour and professionalism. Imagine her previous retail experience came from flogging sweeties and fags to newsagents. Imagine she was promoted to arsea manager. If all these things were to happen, she would still urinate accurately from an oygenless height onto the biggest waste of molecules on this island earth, Tim Arnot. Just thought you'd like to know before you seek employment with possibly the biggest count in the world. I may have mistakenly made some spelling errors above to avoid editing and litigation. Gavdalf.

Talking of Lloyds, [email protected] stupidly sent me a recruitment letter. Once you've worked for an independent, you can never go back to multiples. And of all the multiples, Lloyds are the least likely to get me to work for them. Even after considering the Pfizzer/Unethichem/Buuts/Mess/Allyonce nonsense that is trying to happen.
Oh, did I just post an e-mail address on a website that could be harvested? Silly me. I didn't mean to. I do hope she doesn't get deluged with spam. That would be terrible.