I want to write every little detail of what happened to me in Lorne, it really was a happy time for me. I know most of what happened will be boring to read, but it makes it no less magical to me. I'm also aware I will be boring you all for years to come about how "this one time in Lorne." I can't genuinely apologise for it, because I'm not in any way sorry. So in the interest of not being boring I'll do a career highlights package. Here goes. I spent the time on...

My flight to Australia was not to be a pleasant experience, from Phuket I flew on Jet Star to Singapore. That was fine, an easy jaunt on a well air conditioned plane. What followed was an 11 hour layover in Singapore Airport. With no local currency and no access to most of my money I couldn't afFord to leave the airport to go exploring, I wiled away the hours using the super fast free wifi and wandering up and down the massive terminal. I had the fortune to meet ...