"A werewolf, also known as a lycanthrope (from the Greek λυκάνθρωπος: λύκος, lukos, "wolf", andἄνθρωπος, anthrōpos, "man"), is a mythological or folkloric human with the ability to shapeshift into a wolf or an anthropomorphic wolf-like creature, either purposely or after being placed under a curseand/or lycanthropic affliction via a bite or scratch from a werewolf, or some other means. This transformation is often associated with the appearance of the full moon, as popularly noted by the medieval chronicler Gervase of Tilbury, and perhaps in earlier times among the ancient Greeksthrough the writings of Petronius."

If Wikipedia says this, it must be true. So now we all know what's going to happen tonight and are well prepared but as it's a Sunday let's bow our heads in a little prayer:

PLEASE, let me not lose my phone/Resi/dignity. Instead, for once let me FIND something (suggestions are: neon bodypaint, Taylor Lautner). Amen.

XX T